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There is no danger! I repeat, there is no danger!

There is no danger!  I repeat, there is no danger! | Introducing the no-smoke alarm!  It sounds when it detects absolutely no smoke particles in the air! Its blaring noise acts as a constant reassurance of your safety! Just listen to these testimonials! My wife used to keep me up all night with her constant nagging.  When she divorced me, I thought my life would change. But ever since I installed the no-smoke alarm, I've had something else to keep me up all night! There was a time in my life when everything made sense.  It was so boring. Then I bought the no-smoke alarm. To this day I haven't figured out why anyone thought this was a good idea, but it's made my life more interesting. I recently had no-smoke alarms installed around the Death Star. A few officers and stormtroopers initially objected to it, but I found their lack of faith disturbing.  Since then, no one else has objected. I just installed these new smoke alarms in my house.  Things are pretty quiet right now. (Unfortunately we have been unable to reach Bad Luck Brian for further comment.); WE HAVE TONS OF NO-SMOKE ALARMS STILL IN STOCK!  ORDER YOURS TODAY!  OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY! | image tagged in smoke alarm,memes,hide the pain harold,jackie chan confused,darth vader,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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17,096 views, 521 upvotes, 56 comments

The meme says it all.

The meme says it all. | WE GOT REPUBLICANS VOTING AGAINST STIMULUS, PEOPLE NOT WEARING MASKS DESPITE NEW VARIANTS OF THE CORONAVIRUS, AND STATE GOP-LED LEGISLATURES TRYING TO SUPPRESS THE VOTE; BUT PLEASE TELL ME WHY I SHOULD CARE ABOUT COCA-COLA, DR. SEUSS, MR. POTATOHEAD OR ANY OTHER CANCEL CULTURE CRAP. | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
496 views, 31 upvotes, 2 comments

I don't mind reading the intelligent ones.

I don't mind reading the intelligent ones. | WHEN I POST A MEME OR COMMENT IN THE POLITICS STREAM; I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO READ ANY OF THE STUPID RESPONSES. | image tagged in memes,confession bear | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
439 views, 29 upvotes, 9 comments

Trump the cognitively dissonant penguin.

Trump the cognitively dissonant penguin. | "THERE WAS MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD!"; "BE SURE TO VOTE IN THE RUNOFF ELECTION!" | image tagged in memes,socially awesome awkward penguin,trump,voter fraud,runoff election | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
339 views, 28 upvotes, 5 comments

Relief

Relief | WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT; BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER THERE ARE ANTI-VAXXERS | image tagged in relief | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,980 views, 23 upvotes, 47 comments

Pathetic.

332 views, 24 upvotes, 15 comments

<heavy exasperated sigh>

550 views, 21 upvotes, 3 comments
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117 views, 17 upvotes

Sometimes they just have it coming.

223 views, 19 upvotes, 14 comments

Roll Safe Think About It

261 views, 20 upvotes, 6 comments
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