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There is no danger! I repeat, there is no danger!

There is no danger! I repeat, there is no danger! | Introducing the no-smoke alarm! It sounds when it detects absolutely no smoke particles in the air! Its blaring noise acts as a constant reassurance of your safety! Just listen to these testimonials! My wife used to keep me up all night with her constant nagging. When she divorced me, I thought my life would change. But ever since I installed the no-smoke alarm, I've had something else to keep me up all night! There was a time in my life when everything made sense. It was so boring. Then I bought the no-smoke alarm. To this day I haven't figured out why anyone thought this was a good idea, but it's made my life more interesting. I recently had no-smoke alarms installed around the Death Star. A few officers and stormtroopers initially objected to it, but I found their lack of faith disturbing. Since then, no one else has objected. I just installed these new smoke alarms in my house. Things are pretty quiet right now. (Unfortunately we have been unable to reach Bad Luck Brian for further comment.); WE HAVE TONS OF NO-SMOKE ALARMS STILL IN STOCK! ORDER YOURS TODAY! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY! | image tagged in smoke alarm,memes,hide the pain harold,jackie chan confused,darth vader,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by doppelheathen in fun

17,605 views, 523 upvotes, 56 comments

The meme says it all.

The meme says it all. | WE GOT REPUBLICANS VOTING AGAINST STIMULUS, PEOPLE NOT WEARING MASKS DESPITE NEW VARIANTS OF THE CORONAVIRUS, AND STATE GOP-LED LEGISLATURES TRYING TO SUPPRESS THE VOTE; BUT PLEASE TELL ME WHY I SHOULD CARE ABOUT COCA-COLA, DR. SEUSS, MR. POTATOHEAD OR ANY OTHER CANCEL CULTURE CRAP. | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

571 views, 31 upvotes, 2 comments

I don't mind reading the intelligent ones.

I don't mind reading the intelligent ones. | WHEN I POST A MEME OR COMMENT IN THE POLITICS STREAM; I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO READ ANY OF THE STUPID RESPONSES. | image tagged in memes,confession bear | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

478 views, 29 upvotes, 9 comments

Trump the cognitively dissonant penguin.

Trump the cognitively dissonant penguin. | "THERE WAS MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD!"; "BE SURE TO VOTE IN THE RUNOFF ELECTION!" | image tagged in memes,socially awesome awkward penguin,trump,voter fraud,runoff election | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

399 views, 28 upvotes, 5 comments

Are they friends? Enemies? Stalkers? Who are they?!

Are they friends? Enemies? Stalkers? Who are they?! | In these dark uncertain times there's one thing every imgflip user wants to know. WHO IS FOLLOWING ME?! | image tagged in memes,jack sparrow being chased | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by doppelheathen in imgflip

344 views, 23 upvotes, 18 comments

Relief

by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

2,387 views, 23 upvotes, 47 comments

Pathetic.

by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

363 views, 24 upvotes, 15 comments

wtf is wrong with you people

by doppelheathen in fun

71,908 views, 449 upvotes, 118 comments

<heavy exasperated sigh>

by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

658 views, 21 upvotes, 3 comments

There's always a turd in the punch bowl.

by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

4,527 views, 20 upvotes

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by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

118 views, 17 upvotes

Jingle bells

by doppelheathen in fun

4,010 views, 129 upvotes, 13 comments

Trump keeps using alt accounts on Twitter. He obviously can't take the hint.

by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

416 views, 21 upvotes

Yeah, I know this is a bit late but I still wanted to make it.

by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

357 views, 20 upvotes, 4 comments