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There is no danger! I repeat, there is no danger!

There is no danger! I repeat, there is no danger! | Introducing the no-smoke alarm! It sounds when it detects absolutely no smoke particles in the air! Its blaring noise acts as a constant reassurance of your safety! Just listen to these testimonials! My wife used to keep me up all night with her constant nagging. When she divorced me, I thought my life would change. But ever since I installed the no-smoke alarm, I've had something else to keep me up all night! There was a time in my life when everything made sense. It was so boring. Then I bought the no-smoke alarm. To this day I haven't figured out why anyone thought this was a good idea, but it's made my life more interesting. I recently had no-smoke alarms installed around the Death Star. A few officers and stormtroopers initially objected to it, but I found their lack of faith disturbing. Since then, no one else has objected. I just installed these new smoke alarms in my house. Things are pretty quiet right now. (Unfortunately we have been unable to reach Bad Luck Brian for further comment.); WE HAVE TONS OF NO-SMOKE ALARMS STILL IN STOCK! ORDER YOURS TODAY! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY! | image tagged in smoke alarm,memes,hide the pain harold,jackie chan confused,darth vader,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by doppelheathen in fun

17,200 views, 522 upvotes, 56 comments

Are they friends? Enemies? Stalkers? Who are they?!

Are they friends? Enemies? Stalkers? Who are they?! | In these dark uncertain times there's one thing every imgflip user wants to know. WHO IS FOLLOWING ME?! | image tagged in memes,jack sparrow being chased | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by doppelheathen in imgflip

321 views, 22 upvotes, 18 comments

The meme says it all.

The meme says it all. | WE GOT REPUBLICANS VOTING AGAINST STIMULUS, PEOPLE NOT WEARING MASKS DESPITE NEW VARIANTS OF THE CORONAVIRUS, AND STATE GOP-LED LEGISLATURES TRYING TO SUPPRESS THE VOTE; BUT PLEASE TELL ME WHY I SHOULD CARE ABOUT COCA-COLA, DR. SEUSS, MR. POTATOHEAD OR ANY OTHER CANCEL CULTURE CRAP. | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

503 views, 31 upvotes, 2 comments

Jingle bells

Jingle bells | JINGLES ONLY PART OF THE WAY; THUG LIFE | image tagged in carlton banks thug life | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by doppelheathen in fun

3,888 views, 129 upvotes, 13 comments

I don't mind reading the intelligent ones.

I don't mind reading the intelligent ones. | WHEN I POST A MEME OR COMMENT IN THE POLITICS STREAM; I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO READ ANY OF THE STUPID RESPONSES. | image tagged in memes,confession bear | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

443 views, 29 upvotes, 9 comments

Trump the cognitively dissonant penguin.

by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

348 views, 28 upvotes, 5 comments

wtf is wrong with you people

by doppelheathen in fun

71,498 views, 446 upvotes, 118 comments

Relief

by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

2,023 views, 23 upvotes, 47 comments

Pathetic.

by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

336 views, 24 upvotes, 15 comments

I just think it would be a good idea, and it would probably be helpful to the mods

by doppelheathen in imgflip

289 views, 11 upvotes

Blocked users aren't blocked enough.

by doppelheathen in imgflip

211 views, 10 upvotes

<heavy exasperated sigh>

by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

562 views, 21 upvotes, 3 comments

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by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

117 views, 17 upvotes

There's always a turd in the punch bowl.

by doppelheathen in politicsTOO

4,444 views, 20 upvotes