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Inlaws from out of state

Inlaws from out of state | I HATE IT WHEN MY WIFES FAMILY COMES TO TOWN; HAD A SANDWICH IN THREE DAYS; I HAVEN’T… | image tagged in memes,sad pablo escobar,make me a sandwich,married with children | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Bubbasjokeshack

3,997 views, 2 upvotes, 4 comments

Al Bundy Christmas

Al Bundy Christmas | STOCKINGS WERE HUNG 'ROUND DAD'S NECK LIKE A TIE,
ALONG WITH A NOTE THAT SAID "PRESENTS OR DIE". CHILDREN WERE PLOTTING ALL NIGHT IN THEIR BEDS,
WHILE THE WIFE'S CONSTANT WHINING WAS SPLITTING HIS HEAD. ..AND ALL OF A SUDDEN SANTA APPEARED,
A SNEER ON HIS FACE, BOOZE IN HIS BEARD. BUNDY HE SAID, YOU ONLY SELL SHOES,
YOUR SON IS A SNEAK-THIEF, YOUR DAUGHTERS' A FLOOZE.
HO HO SANTA SAID, SHOULD I MENTION YOUR WIFE,
HER HAIRS LIKE AN A-BOMB, HER NAILS LIKE A KNIFE. AS HE CLIMBS UP THE CHIMNEY, THAT FAT PIECE OF DUNG,
HE MOONED ME TWO TIMES, HE STUCK OUT HIS TONGUE.
AND I HEARD HIM EXCLAIM, AS HE BROKE WIND WITH GLEE:
YOU'RE MARRIED WITH CHILDREN, YOU'LL NEVER BE FREE. | image tagged in al bundy,married with children,christmas | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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4,662 views, 28 upvotes, 3 comments

Happy Wife , happy life

Happy Wife , happy life | image tagged in married with children,i too like to live dangerously,date night,well yes but actually no | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

5,081 views, 14 upvotes

Thereby Making it Impossible to Sautee Broccoli Chinese Restaurant Style

Thereby Making it Impossible to Sautee Broccoli Chinese Restaurant Style | THREE CHEERS FOR MY WIFE; FOR THROWING OUT THE LID TO THE LARGE FRYING PAN | image tagged in applausi,true story bro,married with children | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by MemeSpirited

1,459 views, 8 upvotes

Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers

Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers | CHEERS TO MY BELOVED WIFE; FOR THROWING OUT MY BOX FILLED WITH 50 OR 60 MINI PAINT BRUSHES OF VARIOUS SIZES WHILE I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF A MAJOR PAINTING THE HOUSE PROJECT | image tagged in memes,leonardo dicaprio cheers,married with children,marriage,marriage equality | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by MemeSpirited

1,345 views, 5 upvotes

Married to Meghan-The Downfall of Prince Harry.

by PaulPalmieri

21,288 views, 15 upvotes

Al & Peggy

by KimKowdashian

98 views, 1 upvote

No Ma’am

1,134 views, 5 upvotes

How many templates will this joke work with ?

1,368 views, 10 upvotes, 1 comment

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1,110 views, 18 upvotes

Steve Rhoades Happy

304 views

When Your Girlfriend Goes Out For The Day

by xxeaglesfanxx

3,642 views, 2 upvotes

Change My Mind

404 views, 3 upvotes, 3 comments

MWC30

2,322 views, 18 upvotes, 6 comments