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Al Bundy Christmas

Al Bundy Christmas | STOCKINGS WERE HUNG 'ROUND DAD'S NECK LIKE A TIE,
ALONG WITH A NOTE THAT SAID "PRESENTS OR DIE". CHILDREN WERE PLOTTING ALL NIGHT IN THEIR BEDS,
WHILE THE WIFE'S CONSTANT WHINING WAS SPLITTING HIS HEAD. ..AND ALL OF A SUDDEN SANTA APPEARED,
A SNEER ON HIS FACE, BOOZE IN HIS BEARD. BUNDY HE SAID, YOU ONLY SELL SHOES,
YOUR SON IS A SNEAK-THIEF, YOUR DAUGHTERS' A FLOOZE.
HO HO SANTA SAID, SHOULD I MENTION YOUR WIFE,
HER HAIRS LIKE AN A-BOMB, HER NAILS LIKE A KNIFE. AS HE CLIMBS UP THE CHIMNEY, THAT FAT PIECE OF DUNG,
HE MOONED ME TWO TIMES, HE STUCK OUT HIS TONGUE.
AND I HEARD HIM EXCLAIM, AS HE BROKE WIND WITH GLEE:
YOU'RE MARRIED WITH CHILDREN, YOU'LL NEVER BE FREE. | image tagged in al bundy,married with children,christmas | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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4,450 views, 28 upvotes, 3 comments

Happy Wife , happy life

Happy Wife , happy life | image tagged in married with children,i too like to live dangerously,date night,well yes but actually no | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

4,615 views, 14 upvotes

Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers

Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers | CHEERS TO MY BELOVED WIFE; FOR THROWING OUT MY BOX FILLED WITH 50 OR 60 MINI PAINT BRUSHES OF VARIOUS SIZES WHILE I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF A MAJOR PAINTING THE HOUSE PROJECT | image tagged in memes,leonardo dicaprio cheers,married with children,marriage,marriage equality | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by MemeSpirited

1,235 views, 5 upvotes

Steve Rhoades Happy

291 views

Thereby Making it Impossible to Sautee Broccoli Chinese Restaurant Style

Thereby Making it Impossible to Sautee Broccoli Chinese Restaurant Style | THREE CHEERS FOR MY WIFE; FOR THROWING OUT THE LID TO THE LARGE FRYING PAN | image tagged in applausi,true story bro,married with children | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by MemeSpirited

1,367 views, 8 upvotes

No Ma’am

988 views, 5 upvotes

Married to Meghan-The Downfall of Prince Harry.

by PaulPalmieri

20,949 views, 15 upvotes

How many templates will this joke work with ?

1,310 views, 10 upvotes, 1 comment

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1,104 views, 18 upvotes

When Your Girlfriend Goes Out For The Day

by xxeaglesfanxx

3,523 views, 2 upvotes

Both Have Been Married with Children

695 views, 2 upvotes, 1 comment

Change My Mind

376 views, 3 upvotes, 3 comments

Freddie Mercury

793 views, 2 upvotes

The President and The Vice President of Bulgaria

by ChristoAndreev

243 views, 2 upvotes