Al Bundy Christmas

Al Bundy Christmas |  STOCKINGS WERE HUNG 'ROUND DAD'S NECK LIKE A TIE, 
ALONG WITH A NOTE THAT SAID "PRESENTS OR DIE". CHILDREN WERE PLOTTING ALL NIGHT IN THEIR BEDS, 
WHILE THE WIFE'S CONSTANT WHINING WAS SPLITTING HIS HEAD. ..AND ALL OF A SUDDEN SANTA APPEARED, 
A SNEER ON HIS FACE, BOOZE IN HIS BEARD. BUNDY HE SAID, YOU ONLY SELL SHOES, 
YOUR SON IS A SNEAK-THIEF, YOUR DAUGHTERS' A FLOOZE.
HO HO SANTA SAID, SHOULD I MENTION YOUR WIFE, 
HER HAIRS LIKE AN A-BOMB, HER NAILS LIKE A KNIFE. AS HE CLIMBS UP THE CHIMNEY, THAT FAT PIECE OF DUNG, 
HE MOONED ME TWO TIMES, HE STUCK OUT HIS TONGUE. 
AND I HEARD HIM EXCLAIM, AS HE BROKE WIND WITH GLEE: 
YOU'RE MARRIED WITH CHILDREN, YOU'LL NEVER BE FREE. | image tagged in al bundy,married with children,christmas | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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STOCKINGS WERE HUNG 'ROUND DAD'S NECK LIKE A TIE, ALONG WITH A NOTE THAT SAID "PRESENTS OR DIE". CHILDREN WERE PLOTTING ALL NIGHT IN THEIR BEDS, WHILE THE WIFE'S CONSTANT WHINING WAS SPLITTING HIS HEAD. ..AND ALL OF A SUDDEN SANTA APPEARED, A SNEER ON HIS FACE, BOOZE IN HIS BEARD. BUNDY HE SAID, YOU ONLY SELL SHOES, YOUR SON IS A SNEAK-THIEF, YOUR DAUGHTERS' A FLOOZE. HO HO SANTA SAID, SHOULD I MENTION YOUR WIFE, HER HAIRS LIKE AN A-BOMB, HER NAILS LIKE A KNIFE. AS HE CLIMBS UP THE CHIMNEY, THAT FAT PIECE OF DUNG, HE MOONED ME TWO TIMES, HE STUCK OUT HIS TONGUE. AND I HEARD HIM EXCLAIM, AS HE BROKE WIND WITH GLEE: YOU'RE MARRIED WITH CHILDREN, YOU'LL NEVER BE FREE.
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