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Kindness

Kindness | image tagged in yeah this is big brain time,kindness,funny,memes,florida man,machete | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

22,329 views, 369 upvotes, 24 comments

Meme #3,563

Meme #3,563 | Parents, please make sure to check your child's Halloween candy! I found a machete in my son's bubble gum. | image tagged in memes,halloween,funny,machete,candy,check | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,394 views, 34 upvotes, 12 comments

When you sometimes just don't feel like chasing someone.

When you sometimes just don't feel like chasing someone. | MACHETE LAUNCHER 2000; I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE | image tagged in machete,serial killer,memes,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,913 views, 22 upvotes, 8 comments

HOLLYWOOD BOARD MEETING

HOLLYWOOD BOARD MEETING | OK, WE NEED MOVIE IDEAS, GOT ANY MACHETE KILLS AGAIN IN SPACE GODS OF EGYPT WOF SAGA: THE DRAGONET PROPHECY | image tagged in memes,boardroom meeting suggestion,machete,gods of egypt,wof,dragon | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

8,290 views, 16 upvotes, 1 comment

No!

by anonymous

1,296 views, 13 upvotes, 2 comments

Florida Man Does It Again

854 views, 12 upvotes, 1 comment

Trailer: Machete Will Kill Again ~ The Hunt For Kermit the Snitch

by CommandoCody2015

1,715 views, 9 upvotes, 1 comment

No way!

1,153 views, 9 upvotes, 1 comment

I'm sure he'll be grateful as soon as he notices

1,921 views, 9 upvotes

It's a happy movie about miracles--BE HEALED!

5,369 views, 9 upvotes, 3 comments

Might as well walk, he'll catch your dumb ass anyway

2,077 views, 8 upvotes, 1 comment

Fruit ninja (analog version)

by Chubnub-returns

2,442 views, 6 upvotes, 1 comment

2,548 views, 6 upvotes

1,591 views, 5 upvotes