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I don't like playing uno.

I don't like playing uno. | friend winning throwing a 4+ playing uno; me with a machete in my backpack | image tagged in someone doing x me with y,machete,uno,i will commit great crime | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by SamuelHernandez9

22 views, 1 upvote

Meme #3,563

Meme #3,563 | Parents, please make sure to check your child's Halloween candy! I found a machete in my son's bubble gum. | image tagged in memes,halloween,funny,machete,candy,check | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,387 views, 34 upvotes, 12 comments

Never Argue with a Guy with a Machete... PERIOD!

Never Argue with a Guy with a Machete... PERIOD! | image tagged in vince vance,leatherface,pizza face,machete,tortilla,murderer | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

65 views, 1 upvote

Kindness

Kindness | image tagged in yeah this is big brain time,kindness,funny,memes,florida man,machete | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

22,280 views, 369 upvotes, 24 comments

Blades For The Win

Blades For The Win | GUNS ARE OVERRATED | image tagged in machete,guns,blades,overrated,for the win,ftw | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

806 views, 1 upvote, 5 comments

Florida Man Does It Again

850 views, 12 upvotes, 1 comment

All the weaponry you'll ever need

by LeoneBluetooth

420 views, 2 upvotes

Fruit ninja (analog version)

by Chubnub-returns

2,439 views, 6 upvotes, 1 comment

When you sometimes just don't feel like chasing someone.

1,904 views, 22 upvotes, 8 comments

No way!

1,137 views, 9 upvotes, 1 comment

Machete

by anonymous

633 views, 3 upvotes

No!

by anonymous

1,290 views, 13 upvotes, 2 comments

Might as well walk, he'll catch your dumb ass anyway

2,072 views, 8 upvotes, 1 comment

I'm sure he'll be grateful as soon as he notices

1,902 views, 9 upvotes