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Trailer: Machete Will Kill Again ~ The Hunt For Kermit the Snitch

Trailer: Machete Will Kill Again ~ The Hunt For Kermit the Snitch | MACHETE WILL KILL AGAIN... THE HUNT FOR; KERMIT THE SNITCH; KERMIT! I KNOW YOU CAN HERE ME... YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM MACHETE. I CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR. I'LL JUST FOLLOW YOUR SCENT TILL YOU CAN'T RUN ANY MORE! KERMIT IS CAUGHT BETWEEN MACHETE AND A HARD SPOT; IS THIS THE END FOR THE SNITCH? COMING THIS SUMMER; DON'T MISS THE ACTION | image tagged in kermit the frog,machete,kermit vs connery,baby godfather,action movies,hunter | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by CommandoCody2015

1,771 views, 9 upvotes, 1 comment

HOLLYWOOD BOARD MEETING

HOLLYWOOD BOARD MEETING | OK, WE NEED MOVIE IDEAS, GOT ANY MACHETE KILLS AGAIN IN SPACE GODS OF EGYPT WOF SAGA: THE DRAGONET PROPHECY | image tagged in memes,boardroom meeting suggestion,machete,gods of egypt,wof,dragon | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

8,453 views, 17 upvotes, 1 comment

image tagged in machete,candy crush | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

2,713 views, 6 upvotes

It's a happy movie about miracles--BE HEALED!

It's a happy movie about miracles--BE HEALED! | IF YOU PLAY "FRIDAY THE 13TH" BACKWARDS; A BACKWOODS SURGEON IN A HOCKEY MASK USES HIS AMAZING SKILLS TO BRING HORNY TEENAGERS BACK TO LIFE | image tagged in jason,machete,surgeon | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

5,490 views, 9 upvotes, 3 comments

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! If you order now, you also get the GINSU! | image tagged in machete | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,716 views, 5 upvotes

Is that a machete in you're pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

by anonymous

11,967 views, 2 upvotes, 3 comments

Mind. Blown. I looked it up.

by Canuck_Commie_Liberal_Queer

10,456 views, 4 upvotes

The answer to any holiday argument is Tacos

3,565 views, 2 upvotes

I wonder how bad he was for that

403 views, 4 upvotes

Machete has not forgotten his promise to Baby Godfather... Back from Space he now heads to the Swamp

by CommandoCody2015

1,370 views, 2 upvotes

It's Taco Thursday!

1,399 views, 1 upvote

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742 views, 2 upvotes

The Most Interesting Man In The World

by TwilightOfTheGods

889 views, 1 upvote

707 views, 1 upvote