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Meme #3,563

Meme #3,563 | Parents, please make sure to check your child's Halloween candy! I found a machete in my son's bubble gum. | image tagged in memes,halloween,funny,machete,candy,check | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Flick_or_Treat

1,600 views, 34 upvotes, 12 comments

Kindness

Kindness | image tagged in yeah this is big brain time,kindness,funny,memes,florida man,machete | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

22,854 views, 370 upvotes, 24 comments

Never Argue with a Guy with a Machete... PERIOD!

Never Argue with a Guy with a Machete... PERIOD! | image tagged in vince vance,leatherface,pizza face,machete,tortilla,murderer | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

260 views, 2 upvotes

I don't like playing uno.

I don't like playing uno. | friend winning throwing a 4+ playing uno; me with a machete in my backpack | image tagged in someone doing x me with y,machete,uno,i will commit great crime | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by SamuelHernandez9

202 views, 1 upvote

Florida Man Does It Again

Florida Man Does It Again | ROSES ARE RED; MY FAVORITE ANIMALS ARE FOXES | image tagged in blank white template,florida man,bruh,machete,mailbox | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

912 views, 13 upvotes, 1 comment

Blades For The Win

1,118 views, 1 upvote, 5 comments

When you sometimes just don't feel like chasing someone.

2,039 views, 22 upvotes, 8 comments

Fruit ninja (analog version)

by Chubnub-returns

2,533 views, 6 upvotes, 1 comment

No way!

by anonymous

1,324 views, 9 upvotes, 1 comment

All the weaponry you'll ever need

by LeoneBluetooth

543 views, 2 upvotes

No!

by anonymous

1,384 views, 13 upvotes, 2 comments

Machete

by anonymous

837 views, 3 upvotes

Might as well walk, he'll catch your dumb ass anyway

2,255 views, 8 upvotes, 1 comment

I'm sure he'll be grateful as soon as he notices

2,058 views, 9 upvotes