"drinking englishman" Memes & GIFs

The inconsistencies of the English language never fail to amuse me

The inconsistencies of the English language never fail to amuse me | IF PEOPLE FROM POLAND ARE CALLED POLES BUT THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS POLES THEN PEOPLE FROM HOLLAND SHOULD BE CALLED HOLES HOLES | image tagged in memes,but thats none of my business,kermit the frog,poland,blaze the blaziken,drinking englishman | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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oh the arrogance of the white gods

oh the arrogance of the white gods | A MISSIONARY WAS CAPTURED BY HEADHUNTERS AND SCHEDULED TO DIE THE CHIEFTAIN REPLIED: "LATER THIS AFTERNOON, ABOUT 30 MINUTES AFTER THE ECLIP | image tagged in drinking englishman,memes,tall tale | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by KenJ
971 views, 11 upvotes, 5 comments
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can't outrun a turtle, can't outfox a fox

can't outrun a turtle, can't outfox a fox | A FOX CAUGHT A WILY RABBIT AND WAS ABOUT TO MAKE HIM HIS MEAL SO HE ATE THE RABBIT!!! THE RABBIT THOUGHT HE DETECTED A WAY OUT AND SAID "GO  | image tagged in drinking englishman,memes,rabbit,fox,tall tale,bad joke | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by KenJ
497 views, 14 upvotes, 19 comments
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cocktails may have been involved

cocktails may have been involved | TWO MEN WHO WERE NEW TO AN AIRLINE WERE IN THE COCKPIT OF A JUMBO JET WENT IT STARTED A STEEP PLUNGE THE NEWLY-MINTED PILOT THOUGHT FOR A MO | image tagged in drinking englishman,airplane,flying,pilot,memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by KenJ
387 views, 11 upvotes, 6 comments
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or longer if the alcohol preserves him well

by KenJ
301 views, 11 upvotes, 9 comments
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once again war makes for a tragicomic tale

by KenJ
479 views, 12 upvotes, 12 comments
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yeah it's stupid, but it's Rudyard Kipling stupid

by KenJ
369 views, 10 upvotes, 13 comments
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needless to say, it's name wasn't Rover

by KenJ
435 views, 9 upvotes, 14 comments
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apparently the beast has thumbs to tweet with too

by KenJ
164 views, 9 upvotes, 6 comments
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