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The inconsistencies of the English language never fail to amuse me

The inconsistencies of the English language never fail to amuse me | IF PEOPLE FROM POLAND ARE CALLED POLES; POLES; THEN PEOPLE FROM HOLLAND SHOULD BE CALLED HOLES; HOLES; BUT THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS | image tagged in memes,but thats none of my business,kermit the frog,poland,blaze the blaziken,drinking englishman | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

11,702 views, 123 upvotes, 29 comments

and it is a rough bit to grip the wheel with a scotch and soda in hand

and it is a rough bit to grip the wheel with a scotch and soda in hand | WHEN I CAME OVER TO NEW YORK FROM BRITAIN I DECIDED THE BEST WAY TO SEE THE OLD COLONIES WAS TO DRIVE TO LOS ANGELES; I ONLY HAD THREE ACCIDENTS WHICH IS DECENT ENOUGH CONSIDERING I WAS ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE THE WHOLE WAY | image tagged in drinking englishman,memes,british,driving | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,332 views, 18 upvotes, 21 comments

can't outrun a turtle, can't outfox a fox

can't outrun a turtle, can't outfox a fox | A FOX CAUGHT A WILY RABBIT AND WAS ABOUT TO MAKE HIM HIS MEAL; THE RABBIT THOUGHT HE DETECTED A WAY OUT AND SAID "GO AHEAD AND EAT ME, BUT PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T THROW ME IN THE BRIAR PATCH!"; "ANYTHING BUT THE BRIAR PATCH!" BUT THE FOX WAS CONFUSED FOR HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A BRIAR PATCH WAS; SO HE ATE THE RABBIT!!! | image tagged in drinking englishman,memes,rabbit,fox,tall tale,bad joke | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,160 views, 14 upvotes, 19 comments

cocktails may have been involved

cocktails may have been involved | TWO MEN WHO WERE NEW TO AN AIRLINE WERE IN THE COCKPIT OF A JUMBO JET WENT IT STARTED A STEEP PLUNGE; ONE TURNED TO THE OTHER AND SAID "HOW DO YOU LAND THIS THING?" TO WHICH THE OTHER REPLIED "ME?!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE PILOT!"; THE NEWLY-MINTED PILOT THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT THEN SAID "WELL I'LL HAVE A GO AT IT IF YOU HEAD BACK TO THE PASSENGER CABIN AND LEAD THE HYMNS!" | image tagged in drinking englishman,airplane,flying,pilot,memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,014 views, 12 upvotes, 6 comments

oh the arrogance of the white gods

oh the arrogance of the white gods | A MISSIONARY WAS CAPTURED BY HEADHUNTERS AND SCHEDULED TO DIE; THE PREACHER KNEW A SOLAR ECLIPSE WAS TO OCCUR THAT DAY AND THOUGHT THAT IF HE CONVINCED THE PRIMITIVE TRIBE IT WAS HIS MAGIC HE MIGHT ESCAPE, SO HE ASKED WHAT TIME HE WAS TO BE EXECUTED; THE CHIEFTAIN REPLIED: "LATER THIS AFTERNOON, ABOUT 30 MINUTES AFTER THE ECLIPSE"! | image tagged in drinking englishman,memes,tall tale | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,854 views, 11 upvotes, 5 comments

once again war makes for a tragicomic tale

861 views, 12 upvotes, 12 comments

or longer if the alcohol preserves him well

1,852 views, 11 upvotes, 9 comments

promiscuous crones living in footwear collecting state pensions - scandalous!

3,620 views, 13 upvotes, 20 comments

so now I just try a bit of the Kentucky mash water torture

745 views, 10 upvotes, 9 comments

yeah it's stupid, but it's Rudyard Kipling stupid

1,304 views, 10 upvotes, 13 comments

Evil Kermit

by TrystynSchroeder

2,583 views, 3 upvotes

needless to say, it's name wasn't Rover

777 views, 10 upvotes, 14 comments

but he understood enough to whinny and stomp the little sucker for mocking him

788 views, 10 upvotes, 8 comments

so get drunk and ignore your pension because you might just end up an icicle

1,075 views, 9 upvotes, 10 comments