TWO MEN WHO WERE NEW TO AN AIRLINE WERE IN THE COCKPIT OF A JUMBO JET WENT IT STARTED A STEEP PLUNGE; ONE TURNED TO THE OTHER AND SAID "HOW DO YOU LAND THIS THING?" TO WHICH THE OTHER REPLIED "ME?!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE PILOT!"; THE NEWLY-MINTED PILOT THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT THEN SAID "WELL I'LL HAVE A GO AT IT IF YOU HEAD BACK TO THE PASSENGER CABIN AND LEAD THE HYMNS!"