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WWJD?

WWJD? | JESUS WOULD PROBABLY GO EAT WITH TRUMP AND HILLARY; BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE HIM SUPPORTING THEIR CAMPAIGNS FOR CAESAR | image tagged in story time jesus,donald trump,hillary clinton | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by captainkudzu

1,552 views, 2 upvotes

Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | I COULD SHOOT MEXICANS IN THE MIDDLE OF 5TH AVENUE; AND STILL PICK UP-VOTES BY MY PEOPLE. | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

532 views, 2 upvotes

Things Jesus Never Said

Things Jesus Never Said | THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY NEIGHBOR; UNLESS THEY ARE A REPUBLICAN | image tagged in story time jesus,lies,media lies,fake news | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,409 views, 1 upvote, 2 comments

So THAT'S where he got that idea...

So THAT'S where he got that idea... | SO THEN MOSES WAS LIKE, LORD, IS THAT REALLY YOU IN THAT BUSH? THERE'S NO WAY! AND ALL I SAID WAS YAHWEH... | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

583 views, 1 upvote

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by mrkenjiex315

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Pray HIS will be done...

by anonymous

1,427 views

Republican Jesus would also add profit to this meme as well

by anonymous

19,989 views, 2 comments

Upvote lovin' Jesus

by JaidanRamsey

315 views, 1 comment