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Story Time Jesus | "LOVE EVERYONE."; "What about the gays, Lord?"; "DID I STUTTER?" | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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What really happened?

What really happened? | ...SO I TURNED TO HIM AND SAID "EAT ME"; I DON'T KNOW HOW MATT CAME UP WITH THE REST | image tagged in story time jesus,bible,matthew 26-26,ghostbusters,satire | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by CravenMoordik

1,642 views, 15 upvotes, 9 comments

Santa Claus steals the idea for Christmas at an investors' meeting.

Santa Claus steals the idea for Christmas at an investors' meeting. | . . . AND ONCE A YEAR I'LL FLY ALL AROUND THE WORLD BRINGING PRESENTS TO GOOD GIRLS AND BOYS. I JUST NEED SOME CAPITAL TO GET STARTED. HMM . . . | image tagged in story time jesus,memes,christmas | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

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by TheyLieWeSee

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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO FOLLOW SOMEONE; FOLLOW JESUS!!! | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

856 views, 2 upvotes, 1 comment

Jesus makes sense

Jesus makes sense | I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU CAN CAST OUT DEVILS IN MY NAME; BUT DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT DEVILS BECAUSE IT MAKES PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE.
#THINGSJESUSNEVERSAID | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by MaxB.Sternberg

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Story Time Jesus

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Story Time Jesus

by anonymous

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Story Time Jesus

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Salvation

by JillianGlanth

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Story Time Jesus

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Story Time Jesus

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Story Time Jesus

by Mustangsally1

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And a happy Chinese New Year next month (Year of the Pig)

by anonymous

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Story Time Jesus

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