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Story Time Jesus | "LOVE EVERYONE."; "What about the gays, Lord?"; "DID I STUTTER?" | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Story Time Jesus | GATHER AROUND CHILDREN, GATHER AROUND! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME THE CHURCH MADE UP A BIRTHDAY FOR ME | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Jesus explaining about the current state after the Roman Empire fell and rise of the new generation

Jesus explaining about the current state after the Roman Empire fell and rise of the new generation | I already have known about the many nations of the future. But war has finally started and ended in many years and yet, murderers spread in some nations until it ends, but one war just broke out in the year 2022 and I am never impressed. | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Jesus makes sense

Jesus makes sense | I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU CAN CAST OUT DEVILS IN MY NAME; BUT DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT DEVILS BECAUSE IT MAKES PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE.
#THINGSJESUSNEVERSAID | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by MaxB.Sternberg

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That's some crazy story about fishing for breakfast

That's some crazy story about fishing for breakfast | SO I WAS LIKE "BROS, THROW YOUR NET AT THE RIGHT SIDE SO YOU CAN CATCH SOME FISH SO I CAN COOK IT ALONG WITH SOME BREAD FOR BREAKFAST"; AND THEY WERE LIKE "YOU ASKED US TO CATCH FISH ENOUGH FOR 8 PEOPLE BUT WE KINDA OVERDID IT AND CAUGHT 153 FISH" | image tagged in story time jesus,memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Story Time Jesus

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Story Time Jesus

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Salvation

by JillianGlanth

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And a happy Chinese New Year next month (Year of the Pig)

by anonymous

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Story Time Jesus

by Mustangsally1

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