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Story Time Jesus | "LOVE EVERYONE."; "What about the gays, Lord?"; "DID I STUTTER?" | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by TheyLieWeSee

63 views, 3 upvotes

Terrorist Jesus

Terrorist Jesus | THEN I SAID "DO NOT SUPPOSE THAT I HAVE COME TO BRING PEACE TO THE EARTH. I DID NOT COME TO BRING PEACE, BUT A SWORD." - MATTHEW 10:34 -; BUT MY FOLLOWERS THINK I'M THE PEACEFUL ONE LOL | image tagged in story time jesus,atheism,anti-religion,jesus,god,bible | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

3,019 views, 4 upvotes, 4 comments

Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | JOHN 1:3; THROUGH HIM ALL THINGS WERE MADE; WITHOUT HIM NOTHING WAS MADE THAT HAS BEEN MADE. | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,334 views, 7 upvotes, 1 comment

Jesus makes sense

Jesus makes sense | I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU CAN CAST OUT DEVILS IN MY NAME; BUT DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT DEVILS BECAUSE IT MAKES PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE.
#THINGSJESUSNEVERSAID | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by MaxB.Sternberg

1,329 views, 4 upvotes, 2 comments

What really happened?

What really happened? | ...SO I TURNED TO HIM AND SAID "EAT ME"; I DON'T KNOW HOW MATT CAME UP WITH THE REST | image tagged in story time jesus,bible,matthew 26-26,ghostbusters,satire | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by CravenMoordik

1,590 views, 15 upvotes, 9 comments

Santa Claus steals the idea for Christmas at an investors' meeting.

by anonymous

1,685 views, 15 upvotes, 8 comments

Salvation

by JillianGlanth

1,116 views, 3 upvotes

Story Time Jesus

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Story Time Jesus

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Story Time Jesus

by anonymous

1,471 views, 8 upvotes, 1 comment

Story Time Jesus

1,751 views, 16 upvotes, 14 comments

Story Time Jesus

by Mustangsally1

1,232 views, 4 upvotes, 1 comment

And a happy Chinese New Year next month (Year of the Pig)

by anonymous

1,116 views, 8 upvotes, 3 comments

Story Time Jesus

by JasonsAustraliana

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