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Story Time Jesus | "LOVE EVERYONE."; "What about the gays, Lord?"; "DID I STUTTER?" | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Story Time Jesus | GATHER AROUND CHILDREN, GATHER AROUND! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME THE CHURCH MADE UP A BIRTHDAY FOR ME | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Jesus makes sense

Jesus makes sense | I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU CAN CAST OUT DEVILS IN MY NAME; BUT DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT DEVILS BECAUSE IT MAKES PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE.
#THINGSJESUSNEVERSAID | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by MaxB.Sternberg

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Jesus explaining about the current state after the Roman Empire fell and rise of the new generation

Jesus explaining about the current state after the Roman Empire fell and rise of the new generation | I already have known about the many nations of the future. But war has finally started and ended in many years and yet, murderers spread in some nations until it ends, but one war just broke out in the year 2022 and I am never impressed. | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | IN THE FUTURE EVERYONE WILL BECOME OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING; IT GETS SO ENTERTAINING I WILL POSTPONE MY RETURN JUST TO SEE HOW IT PLAYS OUT | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

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That's some crazy story about fishing for breakfast

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Salvation

by JillianGlanth

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Story Time Jesus

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Story Time Jesus

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Story Time Jesus

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And a happy Chinese New Year next month (Year of the Pig)

by anonymous

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Story Time Jesus

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Story Time Jesus

by Mustangsally1

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Story Time Jesus

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