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Story Time Jesus | "LOVE EVERYONE."; "What about the gays, Lord?"; "DID I STUTTER?" | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Santa Claus steals the idea for Christmas at an investors' meeting.

Santa Claus steals the idea for Christmas at an investors' meeting. | . . . AND ONCE A YEAR I'LL FLY ALL AROUND THE WORLD BRINGING PRESENTS TO GOOD GIRLS AND BOYS. I JUST NEED SOME CAPITAL TO GET STARTED. HMM . . . | image tagged in story time jesus,memes,christmas | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

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Jesus explaining about the current state after the Roman Empire fell and rise of the new generation

Jesus explaining about the current state after the Roman Empire fell and rise of the new generation | I already have known about the many nations of the future. But war has finally started and ended in many years and yet, murderers spread in some nations until it ends, but one war just broke out in the year 2022 and I am never impressed. | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by TheyLieWeSee

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Jesus makes sense

Jesus makes sense | I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU CAN CAST OUT DEVILS IN MY NAME; BUT DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT DEVILS BECAUSE IT MAKES PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE.
#THINGSJESUSNEVERSAID | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by MaxB.Sternberg

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Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO FOLLOW SOMEONE; FOLLOW JESUS!!! | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Story Time Jesus

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Story Time Jesus

by anonymous

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Salvation

by JillianGlanth

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Story Time Jesus

by Mustangsally1

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And a happy Chinese New Year next month (Year of the Pig)

by anonymous

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Story Time Jesus

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