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WHO WAS "NOSE-HAIR DAMUS?”
He is better known as Nostradamus; the guy who wrote four-verse predictions (quatrains), for which people call him a prophet. But he was actually involved with witchcraft, using occult scrying, which is staring at a shiny surface to get visions and messages from spirits (demons). He gave purposely-vague predictions so any number of future events would supposedly fulfill them. "He used various forms of meditation, focusing on fire or water while being under the influence of mild hallucinogens.” He knew he was messing with dangerous occult practices, even warning his son not to dare do what dad had done. About his witchcraft, Nostradamus said this:; “Such practices…'dry up the body, disturb the mind, and send the soul to hell.' For that reason he burned the ancient books, in which he first discovered the techniques involved. He said they burned with an unnatural brilliance.” | image tagged in nostradamus,witchcraft,occult,god,demon,prophecy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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NOSTRADAMUS WAS NOT A PROPHET BUT A CLANDISTINE TIME TRAVELER; UNVEILED SECRETS AND MESSAGES OF LIGHT; THIS TIME TRAVELER WAS GOING THROUGH, VERY PERSONAL AND SERIOUS PROBLEMS AND PRACTICALLY HE ESCAPED FROM HIS TIME AND HE USED MICHEL OF NOSTRADAMUS WHO LIVED IN THAT TIME, AS A CONFESSOR AND A "HANDKERCHIEF OF TEARS" OR "WAILING WALL”. NOSTRADAMUS HAD PITY ON HIM AND HE SHELTERED HIM IN HIS HOUSE, NOSTRADAMUS, IN SPITE OF HIS SKEPTICISM, FELT VERY INTRIGUED OF HIS OUTFIT, HIS MANNERS, AND HIS LANGUAGE. AND HE LISTENED TO HIM SINCERELY; ANYWAY, MUCH OF THE INFORMATION THAT THE TIME TRAVELER GAVE TO MICHEL OF NOSTRADAMUS WAS MOSTLY MADNESS DUE TO HIS MENTAL IMBALANCE | image tagged in nostradamus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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LOVE DURING LOCKUP -SEASON 2

LOVE DURING LOCKUP -SEASON 2 | I'm never wrong Donald. You're f*cked. You'll lose. Ah, but all is not lost!  I see you in an orange suit, and in a committed relationship with someone named Bubba! Nostradamus gives Trump his 'glass half full' prediction.... | image tagged in donald trump memes,donald trump the clown,donald trump is an idiot,nostradamus,political humor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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