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![More Cosmo lore has arrived @Sisyphus_Prime | File #000314
Date 3/15/0000
Log 3; 314 has been successfully labelled under the company's name. It is to be called the Ultimate Bioweapon and serve under us as a main threat to humanity and the key piece to [REDACTED]'s rule.
As of now, it appears disoriented, but also appears to have gotten to know Subject ID #021020, who it, to our frustration, appears to prefer to protect. We will work to discourage this behavior as soon as possible or at the very least divert the behavior away from its acquaintances. We await directions from [REDACTED] on what is preferred concerning this less than adequate behavior. So far, all he has said is to collar 314 and wait for further instruction. As of now, it is in cooperative testing with another Subject that has not yet been numbered and branded. They also seem to get along. [REDACTED] appears to be losing his patience concerning the matter. We, again, await further instruction. 314 is to be isolated after physical testing in order to initiate chemical testing. Just above its floor is the floor containing the B-classification experiments. 314 seems to be able to hear them through the ceiling and seems to enjoy talking to Subject ID #621920, one of the B-classes, who spends their time pouting and clutching a boulder we have given it (as it is that big) while 314 is absent for testing.
Everyone calls this specific subject "Sisyphus" due to the presence of its boulder, even though said boulder is not for rolling around, at least not often. For now, basic testing is to be completed. Do not penalize the Subject just yet. Let it learn the rules... | image tagged in e | made w/ Imgflip meme maker](http://i.imgflip.com/9rkgr0.jpg)
