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![e | Use a long weapon. If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid close-quarters combat. Keep as far out of reach of its legs as you can. Use the nearest, longest object that could be used as a weapon, such as a pole, rake, broom, or branch.[11]
If you have a gun and need to use it, aim for the ostrich's main body to better ensure hitting your target. Although they will be attacking with their legs and/or beak, their legs and neck are very thin and easy to miss. Keep to the ostrichโs side. Consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are face-to-face. Remember that an ostrich is only able to kick its legs directly in front of it. Stay behind or to the side of the bird as much as possible to keep clear of its most powerful weapon.
Aim for the neck. Consider this to be the ostrichโs weakest body part. Strike it where it is most vulnerable and least protected to defeat it more quickly.Failing that, aim for its breast. Concentrate your efforts between the two as opportunity affords. Continue to strike until it quits and runs away. Go for its legs. If you find yourself behind or to the side of the ostrich with an easy shot to one of its legs, take it. Know that the ostrichโs center of gravity depends entirely upon those two skinny legs.[14] If given the chance, deliver one or both a blow to upset its balance, speed, and striking power. | image tagged in e | made w/ Imgflip meme maker](http://i.imgflip.com/5cl60z.jpg)
