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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB -- 2020 UPDATE ...

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB -- 2020 UPDATE ... | MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB ... 2020 UPDATE ... With a tip of the hat to James Thurber ... ... and sincere apologies to Sarah Josepha Hale ! Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white as snow; And everywhere that Mary went The lamb was sure to go. It followed her to school one day, Which was against the rule; It made the children laugh and play To see a lamb at school. And so the teacher turned it out, But still it lingered near, And waited patiently about Till Mary did appear. Why does the lamb love Mary so? The eager children cry; Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know, The teacher did reply. But then COVID-19 appeared, And raised its ugly head. Her parents lost their jobs and home. They moved into a shed. Mary tried to learn at home. Her classmates were no more. Their teacher died a lonely death, While gasping on the floor. Her parents sought in vain to find, Relief for all their woes. Evictions rose, their food ran low, and businesses did close. Hunger can distort the mind, Give rise to thoughts anew, Drive one to think of things that one would never ever do. "So, sadly, it was him or us, Which we cannot conceal. In times like this, you must perceive, we cannot give you veal." And so the lamb, that Mary loved, is no more to be found. As chops and stew he was consumed, as well as being ground. Rick Reinckens | image tagged in nursery rhymes,dark humor,covid-19,sick_covid stream,rick75230,coronavirus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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by Rick75230
1,263 views, 41 upvotes, 9 comments

SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE OF CHICAGO ...

SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE OF CHICAGO ... | The Little Girl and the Wolf (1939) by James Thurber (1894-1961); One afternoon a big wolf waited in a dark forest for a little girl to come along carrying a basket of food to her grandmother. Finally a little girl did come along and she was carrying a basket of food. "Are you carrying that basket to your grandmother?" asked the wolf. The little girl said yes, she was. So the wolf asked her where her grandmother lived and the little girl told him and he disappeared into the wood. When the little girl opened the door of her grandmother's house she saw that there was somebody in bed with a nightcap and nightgown on. She had approached no nearer than twenty-five feet from the bed when she saw that it was not her grandmother but the wolf, for even in a nightcap a wolf does not look any more like your grandmother than the Metro-Goldwyn lion looks like Calvin Coolidge. So the little girl took an automatic out of her basket and; shot the wolf dead. (Moral: It is not so easy to fool little girls nowadays as it used to be.) | image tagged in dark humor,little red riding hood,rick75230,fairy tales | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by Rick75230
1,129 views, 40 upvotes, 4 comments

Just Milking It -- that's Nuts!

Just Milking It -- that's Nuts! | Lactose intolerant so tries Almond Milk; DIES FROM NUT ALLERGY | image tagged in bad luck brian,rick75230 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by Rick75230
1,535 views, 37 upvotes, 1 comment
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275 views, 14 upvotes, 1 comment

Let's Thank WikiHow for Today's Word of Encouragement

Let's Thank WikiHow for Today's Word of Encouragement | 2020 WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES ANOTHER ONE OPENS Image courtesy of WikiHow | image tagged in encouragement,2020 sucks,dark humor,rick75230 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by Rick75230
1,356 views, 22 upvotes, 4 comments

Perseverance

by Rick75230
879 views, 15 upvotes, 3 comments

Uh ... ?? ... Okay ...

by Rick75230
687 views, 7 upvotes

And YOU Think YOU Have Problems!

by Rick75230
1,075 views, 11 upvotes, 1 comment
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285 views, 21 upvotes, 2 comments

I DON'T THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK THAT WAY!!

by Rick75230
489 views, 15 upvotes, 1 comment

BRIAN STARTS A NEW HOBBY!

by Rick75230
964 views, 29 upvotes, 3 comments
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Enjoy Our New Chat Bot!

by Rick75230
3,386 views, 12 upvotes, 2 comments

Street Furniture

by Rick75230
589 views, 9 upvotes
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