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Brian Williams Has Been Everywhere 6

Brian Williams Has Been Everywhere 6 | SURE, I WAS THERE DURING THE DESTRUCTION OF SODOM AND GOMORRAH.  THERE WAS A LOT THERE I WANTED TO SEE.   AND YOU CAN TAKE IT ALL WITH A GRAIN OF SALT, BUT WHEN I ARRIVED, SODOM WAS ALREADY SLOUCHING TOWARDS GOMORRAH, AND THE PEOPLE WERE FLEEING FOR THEIR LIVES.  I DID RUN INTO ONE NICE FAMILY, LITERALLY, KNOCKING OFF A BASKET FROM BEHIND THE WOMAN'S SHOULDERS.  I TOLD HER TO LOOK BACK, WHICH SHE DID.  IT WAS TO BE HER MONUMENTAL MISFORTUNE. AFTERWARDS, AND THINKING PERHAPS THIS MIGHT MAKE A GOOD STORY SOMEONE MAY WANT TO PUT IN A BOOK, I WENT AND INTERVIEWED MANY PEOPLE ABOUT IT.  I WAS TOLD THE WOMAN HAD BEEN THE SALT OF THE EARTH, BEFORE SHE BECAME THE SALT OF THE EARTH; AND, ALTHOUGH NOT EXACTLY A WOMAN EVERYONE LOOKED UP TO AT THE TIME, SHE HAD INSTANTLY BECAME A REAL PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY.  TO SAY SHE WAS MISSED WOULD BE AN UNDERSTATEMENT.  HER MEMORY WOULD LIVE ON IN MANY, AND DEFINITELY IN A LOT. | image tagged in memes,brian williams was there,dark humor,biblical,funny memes,salty | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
344 views, 16 upvotes, 1 comment

Brian Williams Has Been Everywhere 5

Brian Williams Has Been Everywhere 5 | HE EAGERLY HELD OUT BOTH HANDS TO GRAB IT, LETTING GO OF WHATEVER HE WAS HOLDING ONTO WITH HIS ONE HAND.  AT THAT MOMENT MARIE LET OUT A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM I WAS NONE TOO HAPPY TO HEAR.  APPARENTLY MY GESTURE DID NOT GO OVER WITH HER, AND I TOLD HER, WELL, YOU KNOW - IT'S NOT WORTH YOU LOSING YOUR HEAD OVER.  I NEVER DID GET A RESPONSE FROM HER.  AFTER THAT SHE WAS A REAL BASKET CASE... | image tagged in brian williams was there,memes,humor,dark humor,funny,funny memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
523 views, 29 upvotes, 2 comments

Brian William Has Been Everywhere 4

Brian William Has Been Everywhere 4 | SURE, I WAS IN EGYPT ON FEBRUARY 16, 1923; FOR THE OPENING OF KING TUT'S TOMB.  BUT I HAD A SLIGHT COLD THAT DAY.  HOWARD CARTER AND THE OTHERS REFUSED TO HAVE ME ANYWHERE NEAR THE ENTRANCE TO THE TOMB.  I KNOW, GERMAPHOBES RIGHT! OF COURSE I WAS APPALLED BY THE INSULT, BUT I REMAINED DIGNIFIED.  HOWEVER, AS THEY ESCORTED ME AWAY, I DID THINK TO CURSE THEM ALL UNDER MY BREATH... | image tagged in memes,brian williams was there,dark humor,funny,funny memes,you have been eternally cursed for reading the tags | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
614 views, 17 upvotes, 1 comment

Brian Williams Has Been Everywhere 3

Brian Williams Has Been Everywhere 3 | SURE, I WAS IN THE BUNKER WITH EVA BRAUN AND ADOLF HITLER  ON APRIL 30, 1945.  I WAS TRYING TO STOP THEM FROM KILLING THEMSELVES. AND I'M CERTAIN I WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED TOO - IF I SPOKE GERMAN... | image tagged in memes,brian williams was there,humor,dark humor,funny,funny memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
509 views, 25 upvotes, 1 comment

Brian Williams Has Been Everywhere 2

Brian Williams Has Been Everywhere 2 | SURE I WAS AT FORD'S THEATER ON APRIL 14, 1865 WHEN LINCOLN WAS ASSASSINATED. IF I HADN'T MOVED OUT OF THE WAY WHEN I DID, JOHN WILKES BOOTH WOULD HAVE HIT ME INSTEAD. | image tagged in memes,brian williams was there,humor,dark humor,funny,funny memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
394 views, 14 upvotes, 1 comment

Brian Williams Has Been "Everywhere"

by anonymous
336 views, 15 upvotes

STRAPPED DOWN

422 views, 5 upvotes, 1 comment