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Christianity and Sectarianism

Christianity and Sectarianism | Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.
 I said, "Don't do it!" He said,
 "Nobody loves me." I said, 
"God loves you. Do you believe in God?"; HE SAID, "YES." I SAID, "ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN OR A JEW?" 

HE SAID, "A CHRISTIAN." I SAID, "ME, TOO! 
PROTESTANT OR CATHOLIC?" 

HE SAID, "PROTESTANT." I SAID, "ME, TOO! WHAT 
FRANCHISE?" HE SAID, "BAPTIST." I SAID,
 "ME, TOO!NORTHERN BAPTIST OR 
SOUTHERN BAPTIST?" HE SAID, "NORTHERN  BAPTIST." 
I SAID, "ME, TOO! NORTHERN 
CONSERVATIVE BAPTIST OR NORTHERN LIBERAL BAPTIST?"; He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"; NORTHERN CONSERVATIVE †BAPTIST GREAT
 LAKES REGION COUNCIL OF 1879, 
OR NORTHERN CONSERVATIVE BAPTIST 
GREAT LAKES REGION COUNCIL OF 1912?" 
HE SAID, "NORTHERN CONSERVATIVE BAPTIST 
GREAT LAKES REGION COUNCIL OF 1912." 
I SAID, "DIE, HERETIC!" AND I PUSHED HIM OVER. | image tagged in blank template,troll bridge | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
703 views, 22 upvotes, 38 comments

Uh

Uh | POSSIBLE; SPACE TRAVEL; POSSIBLE; TIME TRAVEL; ME TRAVELING TO HER HOUSE TONIGHT; COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE | image tagged in blank template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
368 views, 27 upvotes, 1 comment
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... | WATCHING MY DAUGHTER AT THE PARK EARLIER. 
ANOTHER PARENT ASKED WHICH ONE IS YOURS? JUST FOR FUN I SAID, ¨I´M STILL CHOOSING¨. SHE LOOKED HORRIFIED | image tagged in blank template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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