Jack Sparrow Being Chased

So far my phone wont let me photo shop. I'm looking for an app so I can but since I have a windows phone, the app store has like a billion less apps than the other stores. Here is the best I can do for now. (not photo shopped)

O.o wow that's a huge cup!

I'm with ya. But I'm a tad worse...

Finally! Another person that gets me!

Halftime Show for the win

It's a hand sport called FOOTball, abd the major event is named after a bowl that is super

This is definitely the easiest way to die in America.

its the one day where americans give a shit about something no other country cares about

I'm American, and I don't even care about the Super Bowl or the sport at all...

Sometimes, I rather watch the Puppy Bowl! XD

this happens to others as well ... hmmm

You and me both pal

I watch it only for the commercials