Damn, and I thought my town had a lot of drunks...

I got run over by a toyota once. Oh what a feelin. Ha ha. True story. I had tire treads for bruises for 3 weeks.

I'm sure there's a good story behind that one...LOL

Nothing out of the ordinary. Booze, snow, bumper shineing. You know, bad idea #57. Had 36" tires on there so he just rolled over my legs...........twice.

Damn...break 'em?

Nope. My knee was sore for a few days, but it was my trick knee, old wound. I credit drinking lots of milk, and i was pretty annebriated at the time so my body was pretty relaxed. Crazy tread bruises tho. I was 29 at the time, stil pretty mandable.

Ha ha ha! Awesome!

ROFLMAO! Glad you liked it!

Makes for a good story tho'...LOL

Drinking lots of milk can kill you, man. Don't do it.

When you hit the 1M club... do you get let in on IMGFLIP secrets ... Area 51 stuff? Check out This meme bro.. how is this possible? 3/4 of a million views... 14 upvotes... and one comment?? No f**king way!
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So I'm not the only one who's been run over by a Toyota? When it happened to me it was a Prius, and it was only over my foot, not my legs. How did your legs not break?

I'm awesome? I dont rightly know. Lucky.

:)

Come get in on the fun... imgflip.com/i/xp696

You're almost #1 person on Imgflip.

Holy crap Raydog replied to me :o

It's the end of the world

User 'socrates' replied to my images several times.

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Lol. XD

Oh! So that's why I heard a crunching sound. I feel bad for my car tires.

:)

True story

lol bro, I think you started something! Have you notice there are now FOUR road sign memes on the front page?

That's the point of memes.
They're supposed to be spread like wildfire.

IDK Raydog, Lincoln is full of idiots. hard to go a mile without nearly getting in an accident or getting stuck behind someone whos going way below the speed limit.

You talking about Lincoln, NE? I need to go visit one of my friends there, but I told her not until the snow is gone...I don't like driving in Lincoln, the streets are too narrow in the residential areas...dangerous in the wintertime.

Yea. im talking about Lincoln,NE. I've lived here my whole life

That's cool...I'm not very far from you...I try not to put too much personal info on here so I won't say where...that's cool.