Um how in the hell do you not know if you married your brother. That's like a no way in hell did I merry my brother to a normal person, but not having knowledge as to if the person you married was your brother, that's just beyond bizarre.
Did you sexually abuse a 13 year old girl? "I know nothing about it"
Did you sleep with Stormy Daniels? "I don't know"
Did you say if Ivanka weren't my daughter, I'd be dating her? "Not to my knowledge"
Is it okay to refer to Ivanka as a piece of ass? "Yeah"