"It's like all our conservative dads were right about the secret to happiness"

Buddy, green tea is the shit. I have it in drink mix form and it goes in every other bottle of water for electrolytes and caffeine

RIP king

Patton mentioned! W movie right there

I like this

Choose your flavor of unhappiness. Any happiness that requires foregoing Takkis and Monster is hardly worth the squeeze

Upvoted, good meme but I have to disagree with it. Not many conservatives raise woke children. So, the number of our children waking up and turning conservative is low. The meme is still true however, many formerly woke children have turned conservative. And the numbers prove it, President Trump was elected in part by reformed demonrats.

Never in history has such a huge assemblage of utterly in-shape manliness has ever been congregated in one place

remove the political stuff and it's correct

it's the other way around for me

"maybe I should learn physics!"
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"f**k."

Why not a mix of both?