A man of culture, I see. I herd that's fun too.
Not quite as cuddly as sheep tbf. (They're "hard" to bleat on a cold winter's night in Mom's Basement.)
I hope you always remember your pack of premium Dulux® for protection. (It's the latex technology, don't ya know.) Don't wanna catch any nasty bugs from your favourite pooch. 🐕🥰
And if you use toilet paper to clean up afterwards, do you go for Andrex? (I'm guessing you like it "soft, strong and long". 🥳🧻)
That quote is famous, yeah. Famously not said by Churchill, so it seems no one knows who came up with it.
I criticize and troll tf out of everyone (and also lean both ways even if I don't swing both ways like Tarzan; I just fall over a lot coz despite being straight it's hard to walk in a direct line when you're leaning all the time 🤕🫨).
Helps to be rich when you're an old conservative, who grew up when college degrees weren't a thing but apprenticeships that actually get you a decent career were. Emphasis on conserving your pension fund and the status quo. 💰
You could swap out "debt" for "heart" and "mortgage" for "brain" and that quote would arguably still work (unlike the shrieking leftie students who get mocked endlessly on viral videos and who haven't found gainful employment from their Liberal Arts Major yet).
I realized how destructive radical leftist ideology is a while back, so I don't go in for that and won't be voting for my local Marxist party any time soon (assuming they ever get more than 5 votes for their loony policies). I'm quite fond of keeping my head (the one on my shoulders but the other one has its place every now and then).
(They just get trolled instead for being so crazy, along with the radical right who are just as nuts.)
Can't see myself ever joining the Dark Side though and going full capital-C Conservative. 😈🤔
But you never know. Think I prefer heckling too much. And vaxxes lol, coz I collect those like Pokémon.
I could have a deathbed conversion to Saint Donald and pray he forgives me. 🙏
But you sadly may not be around to witness that in your dotage coz I'm still a whippersnapper and knee-high to a grasshopper as we established, and haven't finished uninstalling the malware us kids were indoctrinated with at school when Bill Gates ran everything. 🤖🦠🧟
