Look, we can't all be endowed with giant wieners like you (or make up for it by carrying huge guns in our pants). Microp**ises are nothing to be ashamed of in 2025. Show some compassion.
You're referring to the US Democrat party, specifically? 🤔
I'm afraid you have to be more specific, because "democrats" means very different things in different countries, even if Imgflip often isn't aware the world outside the US exists. Yes, not everyone is "American" (ie, from the US). There are 9 billion humans, and not all of them live in the US or use your terminology.
I'm not sure the US can even claim to have real democracy at all, even though you love to lecture the entire planet about it ad nauseam (and bomb the shit out of people to spread your freedom). (Yes, that's cynical, but honestly, look at what you've got.)
Seems you need to be quite rich to become president, or be related to a former president, which has happened a few times recently. The Bushes. The Clintons.
Bit odd in a country of some 340 million, don't you think?
Seems you need a LOT of money to run an election campaign and actually get elected. (And also pay off the media barons and other powerful lobbies??)
Doesn't sound very democratic to me, no offense.
Isn't the idea supposed to be that literally anyone can become president, or did I misread the notes? 🤔
Anyway, aren't you technically a republic or something anyway? Don't ask me.
I personally think your form of government is far from perfect, your society is far from perfect, your culture is far from perfect, and your socioeconomic system is far from perfect, and you shouldn't be lecturing anyone on how to live. Let alone engaging in military action to push your version of life onto anyone else.
But that's just me. 🤷♂️
I don't think the US is currently fit to be the global police force or represents any kind of model the rest of the world should wish to emulate. You're destroying the planet for starters and your "way of life" is simply unsustainable on a purely practical level if all 9 billion humans copy you.
And I think your days are numbered as a superpower. Maybe not in my lifetime. But at some point.
Maybe you're just an interesting scientific experiment. And your time has almost run out? 🤔
Humans have lived for half a million years. If we all lived like you do, I'm not sure we'd have survived very long.