Funny, I keep hearing how it's the right who are pro-confederacy

They did that all by themselves huh? They weren't part of a coalition of northern states all working together towards a common goal? Sounds like they're ready to do it again and I'll be sure to be on the lookout for toilet paper with the Minnesota state flag printed on it to wipe my ass with. Maybe I should be the one to make and sell it, I bet I'd never have to work again.

Corn cobs are organic, I'd think the left should be using them now and leading by example.

If the left used corn cobs they wouldn't be so irritable. Being totally full of shit and all.

I think the Right just relies on a fellow cult member to use their tongue.

I'm not sure, I think that's a fetish belonging to the alpha-bits (LGBTQ/RSTUVWXY and/or Z's), I may need to defer to them for a judgement on that statement.

You know they grow corn in Minnesota right? More than most southern cotton and soybean states.

How's those RED state soybean farmers doing under Trump's China tariffs?