And I'm sure she's the type of woman who enjoys the commercials where the man is a complete idiot and needs wifey-poos help with everything.
"Uh, honey, I'm not sure how to use this bar of Dial soap, can you please help???...."
"There you go, trying to light the pilot on the hot water tank again (tsk, tsk) you should have called Plumbing Pros...(so I can have sex with the service man while you're at work)..."