I would love to go back and witness the David and Goliath "fight"

God

Right

That's not what David used. An ancient Hebrew sling bears no resemblance to the modern toy. It was a long strap that was swung around multiple times and released, and could propel stones at 150 mph

Oh yeah, they used those in Indiana Jones
That makes more sense

And Return of the Jedi.

Slings were effective weapons, and saw use as late as the Jacobite Uprising in the 16th century. You can imagine being hit in the head by a speeding rock would hurt a lot, and if you're wearing a helmet, this can easily lead to a severe concussion or being knocked out

I think it snuck under his helmet
It says it smushed his brain

Well no, "the stone sunk into his forehead" according to the New King James Translation. It's not impossible that the stone cratered his skull

Maybe its implied that his brain was damaged lol
Where's it gotta sink in to?

Well his brain would've been damaged, that's true, but it didn't go under his helmet

Is there any proof Goliath wore a helmet? (not trying to offend just curious)

1 Samuel 17:5 "and he had a helmet of brass upon his head"

thanks

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and rock

bruh what kind of question is this? It's obviously the slingshot.

irk why would a soldier win

Ah, David. The biblical embodiment of "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain."

You mean Bathsheba? David was overall a hero lol

Not after he became king. Banged a soldier's wife, put the soldier in particular on leave so he could go home and bang his wife to cover it up, he wouldn't bang his wife, so David put him on the front lines hoping he'd die.

God forgave him
He went on to be one of the best kings in history

Honestly half of the characters in the Bible are prime examples of "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain."