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I would love to go back and witness the David and Goliath "fight"

I would love to go back and witness the David and Goliath "fight" | A 9 and a half foot tall soldier with 150 pounds of armor; One slingshot | image tagged in memes,who would win,david,bible,samuel,israel | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
126 views 14 upvotes Made by Flick7 3 days ago in History_Memes
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3 ups, 2d,
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God
1 up, 2d
Right
3 ups, 2d,
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That's not what David used. An ancient Hebrew sling bears no resemblance to the modern toy. It was a long strap that was swung around multiple times and released, and could propel stones at 150 mph
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Oh yeah, they used those in Indiana Jones
That makes more sense
1 up, 2d
And Return of the Jedi.
1 up, 16h,
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bruh what kind of question is this? It's obviously the slingshot.
0 ups, 16h
irk why would a soldier win
1 up, 8h
and rock
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Ah, David. The biblical embodiment of "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain."
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You mean Bathsheba? David was overall a hero lol
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Not after he became king. Banged a soldier's wife, put the soldier in particular on leave so he could go home and bang his wife to cover it up, he wouldn't bang his wife, so David put him on the front lines hoping he'd die.
0 ups, 1d
God forgave him
He went on to be one of the best kings in history
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