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Girly Girl Pete Hegseth - "I'm ready for my closeup"

Girly Girl Pete Hegseth - "I'm ready for my closeup" | THE TOUGH GUY WHO LECTURED TOP MILITARY BRASS

ABOUT FAT GENERALS AND BEARDOS HAD A MAKEUP

STUDIO INSTALLED AT THE PENTAGON; HE WEARS MORE MAKEUP THAN HIS WIFE! | image tagged in pete hegseth,us military,too much makeup,justgirlythings,sissy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
108 views 5 upvotes Made by a74814 7 days ago in politics
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Pete Hegseth is a former Army National Guard officer who served multiple tours in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Guantanamo Bay before becoming a political commentator and the U.S. Secretary of War. His military career spanned from 2003 to 2024, rising to the rank of Major.

As opposed to the average . . . leftist.
4 ups, 7d,
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Did he carry a military issued makeup bag when he served?
4 ups, 7d,
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I dunno . . . but after the last four years when did the political left flip-flop on the desirability of that trait?
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Desirable? ugh
4 ups, 6d,
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It looks even worse now, like literal orange sludge smeared on his face
4 ups, 6d,
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This is why he doesn't wear
makeup when he goes golfing Orange muck + Heat + Oxidation
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His neck is so gross
2 ups, 6d
eww
2 ups, 6d
More likely he carried a canteen full of booze.
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It took him over 20 years to make Major?
3 ups, 6d
Thus you reveal that you know nothing about the Army National Guard.
3 ups, 6d
What about president bone spurs? Also, he's not secretary of war he's secretary of defense

More like major alcoholic and rapist. His own mother said he's a terrible person because he's a rapist who can't stop drinking.
4 ups, 7d
4 ups, 7d
New nickname..."Pretty Boy Pete"...😜
3 ups, 7d,
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See folks? When they got NOTHING, they resort to lies.
4 ups, 7d
What's a lie?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth-orders-makeup-studio-installed-pentagon/
4 ups, 6d
Said unironically, no less
4 ups, 6d
you don't like facts, we know
1 up, 6d
Might want to be careful about accusing people of resorting to lies, M.P... there no telling when the boomerangs are going to come back and you've definitely hucked a lot of them.
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THE TOUGH GUY WHO LECTURED TOP MILITARY BRASS ABOUT FAT GENERALS AND BEARDOS HAD A MAKEUP STUDIO INSTALLED AT THE PENTAGON; HE WEARS MORE MAKEUP THAN HIS WIFE!