What would you do?

Call my wife and tell her I love her and the kids, and get ready to stand before God

get out off the cockpit, im not supposed to be there

you could do that too.
(btw it's "of the cockpit" not "off the cockpit")

not english, sorry :(

is ok :)

They don’t call it a COCKpit for nothing 😂😂😂

Fake a heart attack. Or just have one for real.

Allahu Akbar!

Be grateful there is at least one man flying the plane

Underrated comment! Your gaydar (or whatever the trans version is) is on point

gaymar

who are they?

DEI hires

uh oh
They're going to cra-

If you’ve already boarded the plane, they’re not flight attendants, because flight attendant would be busy getting everybody seated. Judging by the captains bars on the shoulders, and the fact that one is seated with the seatbelt deployed, they must be the flight crew.

where's the darkness?

Staring back at you.

pull out a c4 and say preparing for lift off

Hit on the pilots so the guy with the hood has an easier job

Best ad I’ve ever seen for buying travel insurance at the airport.

Prepare to DEI

become andrew tate

"I CALL SHOTGUN!!!"