Drake Hotline Bling

But what if you do both, kidnapping while said kid is napping

hey, paps, did you hear about the-
NOPE! NUH UH! NO WAY! YOU ARE NOT ROPING ME INTO YOUR PUNCHLINE, SANS!
uh, no, this is actually kinda serious.
WELL, TOUGH. YOU’RE NOT GETTING ANY WORDS OUT OF ME!
no, papyrus, i’m being dead serious. did you hear about the kidnapping at toriel’s school last week?
O- OH NO! THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE! WHAT HAPPENED?
i’m pretty sure she woke them up.

BRUHMAO