Side effects may include loss of hair, weight, smell, taste, balance, vision, hearing, and memory. Other side effects may include sweating, nasal congestion, runny nose, back pains, front pains, side pains, upside-down pains, muscle aches, abdominal cramps, weight gain, rash, coughing, shortness of breath, bloating, seizures, stroke, dizziness, fatigue, nausea, headaches, migraines, fever, vomiting, internal bleeding, external bleeding, eternal bleeding, diarrhea, constipation, indigestion, palpitations, dehydration, the sudden impulse to shove something up someone’s ass, hallucinations, coma, cancer, muscle atrophy, organ failure, brain damage, death, and spontaneous combustion
