Conservative USA

I can also imagine a couple of purple-haired leftist ANTIFA punks weighing a dripping 98 pounds each trying to go up against that pair ancient and well armed and trained and experienced good ol' boys type. "Yeah we got these two itty-bitty purple pelts to sell. How much can we get for 'em? We'll even toss in the nose rings for free."

You are still dumb enough to think leftist don't own guns.
Leftist are just healthier than your kind.

Considering only 14% of gun owners are registered to vote. I doubt they are voting for anyone. I still suggest you don’t try taking their guns away. They don’t like that.

And then there's liberals

Can you imagine how long these guys would last in a civil war that they keep threatening? Let's stop fighting Bubba, I'm hungry for a Big Mac.

Quick hide behind that tree

Look! Our noble heritage of hunting to feed our families! These two are obviously very accomplished, judging by their girth.