Does this add up? I keep getting AU nice-guy Cheney vibes

Uh, nooooooooooo. The Cheney is too evil.

I know. I went looking for a picture of "a soul" for my equation.

LOL. That probably would have helped.

I did say "AU".

But, somehow, the AU Cheney would be more evil. Like our Cheney would be like, "bro, you can't tortue them ALL all the time. You have to give the torturers some time away from work."