The poors arent gonna spend their last two bucks on taurine-enhanced sports blast unless we reeeeally make them want it! Advertise harder, boys!

Love the look of absolute pride

The proper method is to stick your head under the flow but still not get any in your mouth

Agree. Backing down is not cowardly when you have a much higher chance of severe repercussions than of success. Now that he's the elect he's nigh untouchable.

Cat got paat that lock more cleanly than I could have