I am a rhyming god

Sorry sir, you must drop the nuke

Nah I’m not dropping little boy

“Bro, why do you think I’m going to the bathroom? I need to drop that nuke in the urinal bro”

If I drop the nuke it will explode
Satisfactory

"EVERYONE! WE MUST STOP THAT BOMB!"

-Medic

No it’s perfectly “safe”

Would Taco Bell Burritos be banned

Yes

Yes

So bringing drugs and/or nuclear weapons into this public building is okay, but taking them into the restroom is crossing a line?

Yes. You never interrupt someone when their mid piss

Not my nukes :(

I made atomic bombs for nothing :(

I took a pic of a sign that said no weapons with a bunch of bullet holes in it

Wow......no words at all

Do i want to know what happened that made them put that sign up

Slap this on school boy's bathroom doors

My plans for today have been ruined…

What about this mushroom?

My bad

I am wondering why they would have to put that sign up in the first place, what happened?

I wonder why that sign IS there.
Wich one of you brought a nuke in the restroom

Im sorry

Youre sins are removed from you

Me

Farenheit 451

It does not say ''and / or'', so while you cannot bring one of them, it's totally fine to take some of both. Nukes are always better in combination with droogs, everybody knows...

After Taco Bell, the attendants gonna think I did bring in a weapon

one of it has side effect

No drugs, or nuclear weapons are allowed inside the restrooms
Alternative definition >=D

Damn it

Ok why do you assume I have a nuke in my pocket?

wtf