LISTEN HERE YOU TOE-EYED CABBAGE, I WASN'T BORN INTO THIS WORLD SO YOUR FAT ASS COULD CHOKE OUT LOW LEVEL INSULTS AT ME. I HOPE YOU STUB YOUR TOE IN THE DARK AND HAVE TO CRAWL AROUND YOUR BEDROOM AT 3:47AM IN HORRIFIC PAIN AFTER GOING TO THE KITCHEN FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK OF CHEESE AND CRACKERS YOU ABSOLUTE GORMLESS MINGER.