Santa adapts to climate change!

So Santa also confuses weather with climate?

Not only.
Best comment ever.

https://www.horsetalk.co.nz/2012/11/29/why-did-horses-die-out-in-north-america/#comment-60642

They are shot by the Bureau of Land Management.

It's like this species. Appeared round 3.5 million yrs ago, made it to Africa where it's decendents still lives, but died out in America 10,000ya because the ice melted. Yeah, that makes sense.

I'll vouch for that. Golf courses are still open. March might be different though. We'll have a green Christmas and a white St. Patrick's Day.

In March in Minnesota, it can snow one day and be 70° the next day.

Indeed it can. Éven now we're expecting 50+ Christmas Eve/Day.

Santa still bothers to visit that armpit? 🙄

Oh, go play in Real_Politics. It's nice and safe for you over there.

Minnesota always ranks in the top 10 of states (education, healthcare, quality of life, etc.) I challenge you to find a statistic that your state exceeds Minnesota in.

Too bad for Santa it doesn't normally snow in Cuba, because Climate Change hasn't touched it.