Don’t do it kid, I worked there once and this tall screaming thing killed all my friends.

BIRD HOME

WHERE DO I APPLY

NAH BRO TRIPPIN

The O5 Council will be reaching out, you should not have made your affiliation with us known.

I got level 4 security pass on the first day, I think I’m overqualified

yo i only got a level 3 :(
been working my butt off for weeks and still haven't gotten one

Usually it takes years to climb the ranks, but I’m good friends with O5-2

damn, lucky

That does not excuse the fact that you disclosed your position with us on the internet. We have a lot of enemies. You are too high risk

Relax, any one that doesn’t work for the Foundation that sees this will be given a mindwipe, I added a virus that will mindwipe them through the device that they’re using, it’s been tested, it works. I made it myself.

Dude, you're getting terminated

What’s your security pass level?

What are you talking about, what security pass, I'm not associated with any organization that needs such a thing. If I was I would probably be level 4.

Are you saying you don’t work for the Foundation?

Am I?

If not, you’re gonna have to get terminated

Says the one who's about to be terminated (I sent an MTF)

The council will decide your fate. α-1 is en route.

Don’t worry, he speaks the truth, his technological knowledge is far greater then any of The Council members, that’s why we hired him in the first place.

My apologies leader, the council hadn’t briefed me. I’ll tell our driver to turn around

It’s alright, everyone makes mistakes, the important thing is that we learn from them.

Will do. We’ve arrived back at base.

Yeah, get 'em

damn

bro got level 4 access

WERE DO I APPLY

I MUST KNOWWWWW

Stop it, get some help

i'm gonna shit on one of the SCP monsters to see their reaction

NEW EMPLOYEE???? YAY! :D

lmao

which SCP are you going to help the workers contain?

oh crap hes a sabotur

good luck

Just remember
Four f**ken pixels

YOU MOTHERFU-

... I'm screwed aren't I

Yup

uh oh...