The blare of the trumpets made your ears ring, you had just died and awoken in the clouds; confused and disoriented you looked up to see a woman walking along the side of you, her eyes studying you with a blank face.
"You're here early..do you remember anything?"
She crouched down in front of you, her finger tapping your forehead
"Is there anything goin' on in there?"
She snickered and stood up, her form seemed to be switching from transparent to solid
Lol- the controversy on women having body hair is hilarious- like "Oh no! Another human being that naturally grows hair but OH LORD THATS A WOMAN"
Then those very same ppl will be like
"I LiKe mY wOmEn NaTuRal"
