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Cremation.

what is cremation

Turn corpse into ash to snort later basically

aaaand into the cursed comments we go

What the f-------

Forbidden Cocaine

O thats the least terrible thing that has happened to cremated people i know

The spiritual burning of a body after a person passes away to turn their body to ash. Most people do it so they can keep their loved ones with them without having to go all Addams-Family-Carrying-Around-A-Corpse

ok

he's gonna doe

no way

yes he is

Na, he'll do a kickflip through the window

And fly with his jetpack

The reason they say this is not what you think. See, the key slot in the elevator carriage is so that the firemen can use a specially issued key to control the elevator on the go and move up and down at will, allowing them to hop from floor to floor while fighting the fire from inside the elevator. They ask you not to use the elevator during a fire so that you don’t interfere with the fire brigades use of it to fight the fire.

Knowing that almost makes it funnier, imagining the firefighters being like "sorry, I know you're dying of smoke inhalation up there, but we gotta use the elevator to put out the fire up there, THEN you can evacuate."

They get elevated to heaven.

😆

yea

That one disabled person:

L

*raises wheelchair*
"C'mon grandpa, you can make it!"

Just roll him down the stairs

Eat the corpse for quick snack

I'm gonna post this image when I'm 1 on the leaderboard, which will probably happen after the heat death of the universe.

You guys need God. CornGod.

Skill issue

Why not call firefighters for help?

*dies of death*

very relatable thiere was smoke going troughtout my school ly and i was in crutches and the told me to just stay on the outside of the 3rd florr

shyasssaswas

Don't use the elevator... Use water

Why is it HD? It hurts.

Oh no you don’t fake Gabriel I am the true savior

L me