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Captain Obvious | LIBS LOVE TO SAY CONS ARE IN A CULT; MEANWHILE THEY HAVE UNIFORM DRESS WITH COVID MASKS & 
ANTIFA ROMPERS, RAINBOW, BLM,  TRANS FLAGS & STICKERS, CASTRATE  CHILDREN,  PRACTICE DAILY HUMAN SACRIFICE AND THERE ARE EVEN WORDS ONE DARE NOT SPEAK | image tagged in captain obvious | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
586 views 39 upvotes Made by Crazmalligan 1 year ago in politics
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5 ups, 1y,
2 replies
Which is more cult-like: Injecting yourself with a Federal Government Death Potion, shoving stinging swabs up children's noses, advocating for arson and lynching of police officers, and brutally murdering and disposing fetuses, or a simple group of people who support the country and believe in the constitution?
4 ups, 1y
Your question answers itself my friend
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1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Brutally murdering?
1 up, 1y
Mhm, you read it right. Any questions?
5 ups, 1y,
1 reply
CULT | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
Me trying to find a single person anything like that:
2 ups, 1y
☝️🤔🤔🤔 let me guess...youre a 14yr old?
2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
The needles and logos are symbolic.
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0 ups, 1y
Exactly

There is no one who "Symbolizes" what you say. You're arguing a strawman
4 ups, 1y
Tell me you're in a cult without saying you're in a cult
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*note*
None of the liberals who have commented on this meme have disputed the castration of children, or anything else for that matter
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0 ups, 1y
what the f**k is castration
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1 up, 1y,
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Advocating for equal rights doesn't mean that you're a cultist.
2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
You mean like freedom of speech, equal representation under the law and right to a fair trial? I hear ya
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Free speech means free speech. Both political sides use it only if it supports their opinion, otherwise they can throw it in the gutter
1 up, 1y,
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I mean you dont seriously believe that the right disregards free speech, THE FIRST Amendment, with equal regularity or to the extent that the left does do you? Anyone with any degree of sanity or an IQ in the double digits can see that is simply not true. In todays world the left proudly censors ANYTHING they dont agree with.
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Why even use "political sides" as your example. Im sure there are plenty of independents out there that may have question motivations for shutdowns, vaccines, motivations for american involvement in the Ukraine/Russia war, who is and is not a woman or man,(based on obvious science BTW)...that have been silenced too.
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
If you believe obvious science, why would you question covid or the covid vaccine
0 ups, 1y
Are you familiar with the P**is? I know this is probably even LESS likely, but how about the va**na? Do you agree that their presence indicates Male or Female? The comparison of this Obvious science that has been proven n tested since before a caveMAN stuck HIS thingamajig in a caveWOMANS thingamajig and Covidsteria and the ensuing panic n rush to get everyone VaCcInAtEd with an unproven vaccine, which has had many ramifications, often fatal....is absolutely ridiculous
1 up, 1y,
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That's the twist; you don't advocate for them. You only use minorities to gain votes and make your party look accepting when it's anything but. Take black people-particularly women; your party encourages them to be overweight, commit arson, and dishonor the country and everything it stood for. We don't use people for their skin, in fact, we do quite the opposite, and my evidence for this claim is everything Abraham Lincoln did during his lifetime. Yep, he's Republican, and don't say that the parties changed. Remember FDR? He practically committed genocide against Japanese-Americans, and he was one of the big inspirations to JFK, who was the inspiration for many Democratic politicians. All Democratic politicians' histories relate to the racist warmonger FDR was.
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1 up, 1y,
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We do not use them for votes. We accept minorities because they deserve acceptance. If all you said was true, then why doesn't YOUR side advocate for acceptance?

You say that Democrats tell black women to be overweight, commit arson, and dishonor the country

Wow

Just...

Wow.

We don't tell women to be overweight, we tell them to accept their own bodies and not feel the shame of being overweight. Two VERY different things. And commit arson... my f**king god. Where do you come up with this shit? Even if a bunch of black people committed arson, it's not like Democrats would be going "YEAH! BURN DOWN THOSE F**KERS!" No, we would say "That's horrible"

It'd be like saying Republicans support all shootings that have racism and homophobia tied to it. You guys clearly do not. If we give you guys the benefit of the doubt, Republicans should too.

And what do you mean by "Don't say parties changed" They very much f**king do. The original Republican party was against the Confederates. Yet I see many Republicans waving the very flag of traitors.

You said that FDR was an inspiration for JFK, an inspiration to Democrats. First of all, committing genocide is not what JFK, and to an extent the Democrats, were taking inspiration from FDR. JFK took inspiration because he was a smart man, learning to do certain actions during certain times. Have you seen Joe Biden or Obama sending prisoners to camps to be tortured for race? No. So you can shut the f**k up about your "Democratic terrorism" schist and shove it in your mouth because you KNOW you're wrong. F**k you.
1 up, 1y
1-If you don't feel shame in body weight, you're probably suicidal. Obesity leads to heart failure in your mid-30s, which leads to death. Anyone with a 1-digit IQ can comprehend this.

2-We do not wave the Confederate flag, we wave the southern flag-a flag devoted to hard work and unconventional upbringings southern people go through.

3-To put even more icing on the cake, FDR was never cancelled for race-centered crimes of war against Japanese-Americans, but you cancel a woman on some maple syrup for her skin color, so who's the racists?
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
both of you shut the f**k up and accept that politics is stupid as hell and was just invented so people had something to get pissy over.
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
So I'm wrong? He said that Democrats convince women to commit arson!
1 up, 1y
I was only stating the truth.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
1 up, 1y,
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Imagine having such a pathetic reaction to someone making a remotely-smart comment on a meme website, that you have to resort to using Gen Z slang in an attempt to make that someone remotely care or even notice your existence on Imgflip. Wow.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
And yes, i think it is a wow because it's better than being an old man wasting his life on a meme website talking about politics and caring about debating, why are you here for? Because you're too weak to go outside, you can't even use a good stream on a meme website because you don't have good taste in humor and care about how the environment can kill atleast 1 person
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Fun fact: With age comes wisdom, and just from 1 day of work, I have done smarter things than you have in your entire life. To be fair, this blue hair generation has room-temperature IQ and no testicles. If I want to show some kids to respect their elders and I have to use this website, fine, but at least compared to anyone born after 2000, I have a life and I use it well. I don't need some teenager to whine to me because they don't like my politics. It's really not my problem, so go deal with it like an adult.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
My reply to your statement is that I wholeheartedly disagree. With age does not always come wisdom, and your arrogance and refusal to listen to the views of people in a different generation are indicative of that. While some members of the younger generations may have less life experience, to dismiss them all as unintelligent is a very unwise decision. Additionally, your unwillingness to listen to the perspectives of younger people speaks volumes about your own intelligence. In terms of the last half of your reply, I agree that whining about politics to a stranger on the internet is a fairly unproductive use of your time, but so is insulting young people.
1 up, 1y,
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I would have a lot more hope for this generation if this generation had work ethic. At this point, I don't even care about their politics, I just want them to be hard-working goal-setters. I was taught this when I was your age, and it helped me out greatly. I don't know how to teach this to the kids, but I hope they learn, then I can legitimately respect them.
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0 ups, 1y,
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both of you shut the f**k up and accept that politics is stupid as hell and was just invented so people had something to get pissy over
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Bold words for someone who couldn't make an argument in the first place.
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0 ups, 1y,
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says tend buddy
0 ups, 1y,
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I've typed more words in 3-4 of my comments on this page than you have typed to me your entire life. I don't need a lecture on who's better at debate.
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
ok
0 ups, 1y,
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Your name is an oxymoron. Peace and anarchy are incompatible. Just like most liberal fantasies. Plus really the anarchy talk is just played n juvenile. Im 49. When i was 12-16 used be inseperable from my skateboard, can spray paint and/or something to scribble anarchy signs on. When you grow up you realize how silly all that is. Especially if one claims modern liberal values. Liberals looooove regulation, taxes, government control. Actually Liberals love being controlled themselves apparently. So keep pretending you love and advocate for anarchy. But its very identifiable characteristic of a teenage try hard
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0 ups, 1y,
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chill tf out bro you made a whole entire essay on a random name that i was boutta change sooner or later
0 ups, 1y
✌️bruh, 😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0 ups, 1y
✌️peeeace bruuuuh🤣🤣🤣
Not many have sympathy for smart @$$ poser children that barge in on a conversation, try to school n correct adults---- then get called out n embarassed.
0 ups, 1y,
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Which equal rights are those?
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1 up, 1y,
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You know, legalizing people who had no choice of whom they're attracted to marry, allowing women to have a choice instead of forcing her and her child to live a horrible, poverty-stricken life, and letting children who had terrible lives in their country start a new life here? Just things like that, not a big deal.
1 up, 1y
If is not in the constitution, is not a right and if you have not been keeping up with the news, probably living in a cave, there are many states already allow people to get married to whoever they want. BUT it is not equal right, they have the same equal right to marry someone of the opposite sex as EVERYONE else does, and I do not even know what they want to get married in the first place. Do you really know the purpose of what marry was designed for? That is the problem nowadays they marketed marriage as something that has a completely different definition and meaning that what it was, they should call it something else. Save yourself the money of marriage and the money from divorce and live together peacefully without being bound as a property of one another or trying to please some deity. "choice instead of forcing her and her child to live a horrible, poverty-stricken life, and letting children who had terrible lives in their country start a new life here?" I don't even know what age are you talking about here, who is forcing woman to live a horrible life? I was a kid growing in a poor country, I was born in Cuba and came to US at the age of 12 legally, and now I am an adult living the American dream, so I don't know what are you talking about. Are you so detached from reality? Really?! Go see a doctor, one who would not just take your money and just gave you what you want, but someone who actually cares and will put you under the proper treatment, because you are way far off from reality. If you think those are issues affecting the United States, I welcome you to go visit other countries and see how it really is there. Reality is gonna hit you like a truck.
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LIBS LOVE TO SAY CONS ARE IN A CULT; MEANWHILE THEY HAVE UNIFORM DRESS WITH COVID MASKS & ANTIFA ROMPERS, RAINBOW, BLM, TRANS FLAGS & STICKERS, CASTRATE CHILDREN, PRACTICE DAILY HUMAN SACRIFICE AND THERE ARE EVEN WORDS ONE DARE NOT SPEAK