Why is this so true though

literally

Literally

Literally (chain?)

Literally

ha

Unfortunately, bnuuy

I need some honey.

Literally

Literally

Literally

A quick and painless one, more preferably.

Like, if you are seriously wanting death, then just end it all yourself. Don't waste your time suffering while waiting for the Killer to shove the machete up your ass sideways, eat you like a forbidden kebab, and wear your remains as pants.

no, don't ever commit suicide

Don't tell people how their life should go out. =)

I agree with the guy above me

This guy gets it. =)

If anyone is ever thinking about s**cide, always try your best and hardest to change their mind. Don’t provoke the thought

Literally

I especially like it when someone is running from a car and instead of jumping to the left or the right, OUT OF THE WAY, they keep running forward and get run over!😆

This is why humanity is crumbling. Someone must be punished and with usage of sharp implements.

Oh WAAAAAIIIIT.

Lmao

... tripping over a non-existent twig and twist their ankle and then be in the most excruciating pain ever.

Except for in Nope, where the main character nopes his way out of death and survives the whole movie

literally, he at least had common sense 🗿

Yes

Because YOU'RE, oh wait

It's "Your Death", not "You're Death"

Because You are Death doesn't really make sense...

No, the template is saying "Point of view, you are death", because I want you to imagine that *you* are death, and that horror movie characters are running toward you

Just imagine a horror movie where people don't do things that are quite obviously gonna get them killed

We can only dream about that kind of movie.

I heard a movie named Nope has the main character actually do this

You mean a movie that makes you think?

am I the only one questioning where that sign is-?

now that you mention it, you are not alone

Figured

Nottingham