Not the artist, but no problem!

These are the kind of pranks I can get behind!

"But instead of hitting the ocean, you should land in an overheating hot tub on a sinking cruise ship, sending it crashing through the floor into the burning engine room as the ship goes under."

XKCD returns! explainxkcd.com is back up and running, and now I can resume posting the series!

Thank you all so much for standing by!

Me, too!