"I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on Venus and returning him safely to--" [an aide frantically whispers in the president's ear for a moment] "... of landing a man on Venus."

"If you encounter a hex bolt, but you only brought screwdrivers, you can try sandwiching the head of the bolt between two parallel screwdriver shafts, squeezing the screwdrivers together with a hand at either end, then twisting. It doesn't work and it's a great way to hurt yourself, but you can try it!"

As far as I can tell, there isn't. :(

In case you're wondering, the alien was asking Seiya where the nearest bathroom is, so they can go excrete poo.

"For $5 I promise not to orchestrate this situation, and for $25 I promise not to take further advantage of this ability to create incentives."