Whenever this happens, I have to break out a Q-Tip, open my eyelid, and guide the eyelash out.

But not before trying to find it.

"Premature optimization is the root of all evil, so to start this project [Randall] better come up with a system that can determine whether a possible optimization is premature or not."

"If a wild bun is sighted, a nice gesture of respect is to send a 'BUN ALERT' message to friends and family, with photographs documenting the bun's location and rank. If no photographs are possible, emoji may be substituted."

"Gonna start bugging the Unicode consortium to add snake segment characters that can be combined into an arbitrary-length non-breaking snake."

"(1) That shopping cart is full of AirHeads, and (2) I died at 41 from what the AirHeads company spokesperson called 'probably natural causes.'"