This wizard guy legit had a very nice childhood and thought everyone was abusive to him, and thus terrorized people with his book's powers.

What a fragile frog.

If you're taking about the Jackalope (who was the kid in the wizard's memory) from a previous comic (imgflip.com/i/a1fai6), that's not him. It's his wife.

His arm did get turned into a plushie though.

Damn right he did.

I remember my Junior High teacher showing the TED-Ed video of this book and photos of the pages to me and my classmates. We spent the rest of the day trying to translate the words (with no success, obviously) and theorizing what the plant drawings were for.

Until the day comes where researchers finally figure out what the book really is about, Randall's D&D explanation will be the answer in my mind.

Link to the Wikipedia page about it in case y'all wanna see it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voynich_manuscript

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