In a span of eight years, Matthew has made it all the way to the 1000th Swords Comic! However, posting that episode will have to wait, because we've got a huge marathon to host in April, featuring our favorite little green sword-wielding hero, Quest Sprout!
Those who cleverly found my secret message in the 'Spring Break' post knew in advance that I was ready for the marathon to begin!
Back in mid February, I spent about an hour searching for all of the Quest Sprout episodes relevant to his story, including ones that I missed when I first posted it. (I had a feeling I missed a few.) Then I spent another hour trying to figure out which scenes came first (Matthew had a tendency to post comics in a random order, whether their scenes came first or not.), grouping the comics into threads, and scheduling when each thread will be posted.
Disclaimer: I do not know the chronological order of all the comics. This is something Matthew gatekeeps on Patreon. However, I'm pretty sure I got it right with 90% accuracy.
So yeah, we're finally going to be seeing the return of Quest Sprout, and if he can rescue Momma Sprout from the one-eyed Demon Sword, Eternal Slumber! And I hope to see you then!
"[Randall] figured that now that society has collapsed, [he] wouldn't need to wear clothes anymore, but apparently that violates some weird rule of quantum gravity."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It begins over five thousand years ago with the domestication of the red junglefowl in southeast Asia and the development of paved roads in the Sumerian city of Ur."