I bet the pluggers in our lives would be proud!

"They're really the worst tech support team. And their solutions are always the same. "This OS X update broke something." "LET'S INFILTRATE APPLE BY MORPHING APPLES!""

"[Randall recognizes] that chocolate is its own thing on which reasonable people may differ. Everything else here is objective fact."

"The dump also contains a list of millions of prime factors, a 0-day Tamagotchi exploit, and a technique for getting gcc and bash to execute arbitrary code."

"Google and Yelp keep deleting [Randall's] scathing reviews of the Mariana Trench, the Chernobyl reactor core, the jet stream, and the equator."