"You're saying that the responsibility for avoiding miscommunication lies entirely with the listener, not the speaker, which explains why you haven't been able to convince anyone to help you down from that wall."
"[Randall] heard they might make the wild card game, which would be cool. Do you know when that is? [He has] a wedding next weekend, but if it's after that [they] could try to go!"
"This will take a while, which sucks, because I'm already so busy chiseling out igneous intrusions from rock formations and watching Youtube loops of the Superman fault-sealing scene over and over."