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A closed mouth gathers no feet ~~ Sam Horn

A closed mouth gathers no feet ~~ Sam Horn | Well, that answers the question! | image tagged in imgflip humor,men and women,lol,fun,funny,true dat | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
8,955 views β€’ 326 upvotes β€’ Made by vBackman 2 years ago in fun
33 Comments
3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
do you are have stupid | image tagged in do you are have stupid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
thankfully I am a woman, I don't need to worry if people wonder if I open car doors (according to this question)
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1 up, 2y,
1 reply
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ok
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
It is a joke
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0 ups, 2y
ok
3 ups, 2y,
2 replies
Woman Yelling At Cat Meme | You didn't even open the car door for me ! You're a strong independent woman that doesn't need a man for anything | image tagged in memes,woman yelling at cat | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Sometimes a "feminist" just needs a man to treat her like a lady.
3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I agree, feller, but the sad truth is that a feminist doesn't even like to be called a "lady"! We experienced this first hand years ago in real life but I just read an article stating that "lady" was one of their trigger words. And we know it from first hand experience...
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
When I was a boy my mother baked a quiche for breakfast. When she asked how big a piece I wanted I said I didn't want any. She asked why not. Being obsessed with machismo, I replied, "like the book says, real men don't eat quiche" which was the title of a current book being advertised.

My mother says, "a real man does what he wants and doesn't worry about what other people think".....

So I say stuff like ma'am and lady, if it hurts feelings or triggers a lady, well, she'll just have to deal with that later in her safe space. I open doors, I hold doors, I walk on the street edge of the sidewalk, I pull out chairs, I compliment their appearance, I provide for, protect, and lead my household...I do what I want and I don't worry about what other people think. πŸ˜‰

Sure wish I had been a "real" man back then, that quiche smelled so good.
2 ups, 2y
A+ on your comment, feller! LOVE it and thinking it would be a great start for your book. Your inside information should be shared with others "From the Male Perspective". Thumbs up!πŸ‘
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Bro if we did hold the door open for them then they would say β€œyoU tHiNk i cAn’T oPeN thE dOoR mYsElF beCaUse i’M a wOmaN??/?”
0 ups, 2y
That has happened a time or two and I simply smiled and said, " thank you is the polite thing to say".
2 ups, 2y
No, I flip the car inside out, get on top of it, then flip it back
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Actually hands open car doors
1 up, 2y
πŸ˜„ you made me laugh!
2 ups, 2y,
2 replies
I jump in through the sunroof, or squeeze through the exhaust pipe
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
dude, the exhaust pipe is the highway to mechanical hell...
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
nah
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
i'm pretty sure the exhaust leads right to the exhaust valves of the engine, which leads to the piston chamber...
1 up, 2y
i know from my own experience
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
fr why dont more people do this
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Equality
0 ups, 2y
yeah
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
0 ups, 2y
Thanks, Lloyd...I know what I will be humming for the rest of the day, lol!
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0 ups, 2y
it's obious, now downvote and shut the f**k up
0 ups, 2y
I noclip, obviously.
0 ups, 2y
That guy Is savage
0 ups, 2y
Smartest feminist:
0 ups, 2y
Bruh
0 ups, 2y
0 ups, 2y
Xavier is a leg
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*sticks my dick in the exhaust* Alright start it up!
1 up, 2y
Wth
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