if you know, you know

There are two solutions. One is to lay the apples next to each other on their sides, then with one long slice cut the top 1/3 off each apple. Each person gets 2/3 of an apple.

The other is dark humor.

yep, one is smart while the other is fun, fun, FUN!!

Explain the Second Pls

If you know Undertale i can explain in one phrase:
=)

This is the best way I've seen murder explained

Say no more

we all know what our solution is, but i wonder what the intended solution was... or was our solution the sane as the identical solution

same*

1 apple per person >:)

You here?
Nice. You like dark humour. :D
YES, YES

LOVE dark humour

IT'S BEST!!

The stupid 84% of people

yeah, it's not that complicated

[image deleted] we do a little shank innit

Kill the blonde

He kinda looks like fnaf crying child if he had blond hair, so sure let's kill him

Stab one of them

Kill the people on the outside and eat both apples

1 stroke of the knife tho

Kill one
Wait no-
Put one to sleep, yeaaaaa
Totally

Go get another apple, then stab one guy. That way one person even gets 2 apples!

2 apple 1 person

Line both of them up and slash at them

1: get another apple
2: get another two knifes
3: =)

These aren't steps

Why not just have meat there's one sitting next them so easy

just cut the apples at the same time