if you know, you know

There are two solutions. One is to lay the apples next to each other on their sides, then with one long slice cut the top 1/3 off each apple. Each person gets 2/3 of an apple.

The other is dark humor.

yep, one is smart while the other is fun, fun, FUN!!

Explain the Second Pls

If you know Undertale i can explain in one phrase:
=)

This is the best way I've seen murder explained

Say no more

we all know what our solution is, but i wonder what the intended solution was... or was our solution the sane as the identical solution

same*

1 apple per person >:)

You here?
Nice. You like dark humour. :D
YES, YES

LOVE dark humour

IT'S BEST!!

[image deleted] we do a little shank innit

Kill the blonde

He kinda looks like fnaf crying child if he had blond hair, so sure let's kill him

The stupid 84% of people

yeah, it's not that complicated

just cut the apples at the same time

1: get another apple
2: get another two knifes
3: =)

These aren't steps

2 apple 1 person

Kill one
Wait no-
Put one to sleep, yeaaaaa
Totally

Go get another apple, then stab one guy. That way one person even gets 2 apples!

Kill the people on the outside and eat both apples

1 stroke of the knife tho

Stab one of them

Why not just have meat there's one sitting next them so easy

Line both of them up and slash at them