C'mon guys, defend your liberalism. Don't be shy, i'm giving you every opportunity to list the achievements of 50 trillion

Ok lets make this even easier. Here's a list of options, feel free to pick the ones that the government fixed with basically infinite money, several generations of time and the biggest government america ever had..
Ill even throw in the liberal talking points for free!

Poverty
Drug epidemic
Obesity
Alcoholism
Unemployment
Education
Affordable housing
Homelessness
Infrastructure
National debt
Mental health
The war machine
Wallstreet
Wealth disparity
big pharma
the 1%
energy independence
immigration
affordable healthcare
abortion
race relations
space travel
cost of living
animal welfare
slave labor for your iphone
regenerative farming
clean water access
gangs
prison population
broken homes
underfunded food banks

IMMIGRATION- There are tens of millions of more illegal immigrants here now. That’s an improvement as far as Democrats go.

Quite a few Trillion here
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Only losers expect the government to fix their problems. Get a job and you won't need to cry on the internet because the government isn't taking care of you.

Maybe nobody is giving you the attention you need because the premise of your question is moronic.

its hilarious that every time you try this whole parody-bootstraps-thing you've got going on here, you actively have to pretend the context or phrasing was different in order to make it land

Its like giving a witty comeback to a response you were expecting rather than the one you actually got.
Its confusing and funny for all the wrong reasons.

The punchline, however, is that it's true! DIY