It's very telling that you're never interested in women's sports unless it means you get to obsess over a trans woman. You aren't fooling anyone.

Did you find lots of eggs this Easter? Or did your parents have to switch to potatoes this year because of the tarrifs?

I never said being a republican automatically makes them a scumbag...you got there all on your own somehow. Consider learning how to meme if you want me to take your seriously. And come up with a less cringey gimmick.

You take memes too seriously, kid. Ask your parents to buy you some books.

Hey Slo! Did you have a good Easter? Find lots of eggs?

How's it going, sweetheart? Have you gotten enough internet points to make life worth living this week?