Imgflip Logo Icon

The Article 5 button is primed and ready

The Article 5 button is primed and ready | RUSSIA:; GERMANY: | image tagged in nervous shaking water drinker,yeah boi chef,world war 3,germany,russia,nato | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
13 Comments
[deleted] M
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Sounds good, doesn't work. | image tagged in sounds good doesn't work | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I seem to recall the last time Germany attacked Russia going very badly for them
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Winter is warmer now. And Germany has a much better military than Russia, as evidenced by the fact that Russia has gone from the second best military in the world to the second best military in Ukraine within a single year.
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
“Winter is warmer now.”

Not really. Even if you factor in climate change, winters are still brutally cold.

“And Germany has a much better military than Russia”

As they did back in the 40s as well, yet it was the Russians who took Berlin, not the Germans who took Moscow.

“as evidenced by the fact that Russia has gone from the second best military in the world to the second best military in Ukraine within a single year.”

Yeah that tends to happen when Ukraine is being funded by pro war Democrats and Neocons who are deathly allergic to spending taxpayer dollars on anything that actually benefits the American people. If the US stopped funding Ukraine, they would collapse within a year no matter how poorly Russia’s army is doing.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I know it isn't THAT much warmer, that was a joke. Also, if NATO sending tiny fractions of their equipment to Ukraine, and under trained soldiers are doing so well with it imagine what WE could do to Russia if all of NATO declared war on them. Thank you, you proved my point for me. " If the US stopped funding Ukraine, they would collapse within a year no matter how poorly Russia’s army is doing." Innacurate. ever heard of fighting to the last man? Thats what would happen. They would have nothing to lose, and it isn't just the US funding them. Almost every nation on EARTH is funding Ukraine.
[deleted] M
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
“imagine what WE could do to Russia if all of NATO declared war on them.”

Yeah I am imagining it. It’s called World War III and it will result in a nuclear holocaust. Personally, I’m not willing to die in a nuclear blast just because you want to fuel your neocon desires to fund the war machine and spill blood across the globe.

“Innacurate. ever heard of fighting to the last man? Thats what would happen.”

Again, Russia has nukes and has expressed a willingness to use them. “bUt THaT WOod mAKe rUsSIa aN INtErnaTIonAL PaRIaH!!!”
That already happened when Pedo Joe and the rest of the west sanctioned Russia to the point that Europeans are going to freeze to death and Americans are collapsing their economy.
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
Russia will NEVER use nukes. One, if they would, they would have done so already.
Two, there are only two places the fallout could go. Back to Russia, or onto Europe resulting in the entire world declaring war on Russia because of Article 5. Also, despite all the fear mongering, I don’t think nuclear war will ever happen. Because we know it would be the end of the world. So we don’t use them. Also, is it bad to support a sovereign state defend itself from an invader? No. That is a good thing. And in response to your original comment, a large military is a good thing for the American people. It helps defend us and our allies.
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
(2/2) “Also, is it bad to support a sovereign state defend itself from an invader? No. That is a good thing.”

No it’s a bad thing to be meddling in affairs we have no business meddling in and engaging in a proxy war with a nuclear armed country that is very vocal about their desire to use them. We have our own problems at home like lead in our pipes, growing discontent and civil unrest, an energy crisis, an inflationary and economic crisis, and the absolute worst person to have in charge to deal with all of that. So no, I don’t think we need to be the world police and get involved in stupid pointless wars on the other side of the planet. You want it resolved, that’s what the UN is supposed to be for, they can be the world police.

“And in response to your original comment, a large military is a good thing for the American people. It helps defend us and our allies.”

Never said having a large military was a bad thing, I said funding wars that we should not be involved in is a bad thing. And in case you’ve forgotten, we spend 3/4 of a trillion dollars, nearly four times the amount on our military than China, the next largest military power does. I’d say our military is plenty large enough and that it wouldn’t be the worst thing if the military budget got scaled back a bit.
0 ups, 2y
i know Biden is an idiot, but still, we do have business in Ukraine. We are stopping Russia's imperialistic, agressive, expansionist mindset. Do you think they would be happy with Ukraine? No. Hitler was not happy with the Sudetenland. We have seen this before. And yeah, our military could be a little smaller, but it is all about power projection, and detterence.
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
(1/2) “Russia will NEVER use nukes. One, if they would, they would have done so already.”

That’s such a stupid argument, that they haven’t used them yet so therefore they will never use them. Ideally Russia would never use their nuclear arsenal, but who’s to say they wouldn’t use them if push came to shove. We’ve already come very close to nuclear warfare during the Cuban missile crisis, it literally came down to one Soviet who refused to fire the nukes when he heard a report the bomb was dropped on Moscow. That was with the calm and collected leadership of JFK, we don’t have that now with Sleepy Joe.

“Two, there are only two places the fallout could go. Back to Russia, or onto Europe resulting in the entire world declaring war on Russia because of Article 5.”

You’re making a bunch of assumptions. One, that the fallout is going to be that bad that Europe and/or Russia get poisoned by it. Putin is not likely to use the Tsar Bomba or similar yield bomb on Ukraine when he has smaller yield bombs closer to the yield of Little Boy and Fat Man. Two, that even if the fallout is that bad that Putin cares. Three, that Article 5 would be triggered over fallout from a nuke dropped in Ukraine. Putin would have already shown his willingness to use nukes, NATO knows that engaging in that battle, especially since NATO hasn’t even been attacked, that they are essentially committing mass suicide, and I don’t see any of NATO’s leaders being willing to sacrifice New York, London, or Paris over Kiev.

“Also, despite all the fear mongering, I don’t think nuclear war will ever happen. Because we know it would be the end of the world. So we don’t use them.”

You’re forgetting about smaller yield nukes. Not every single nuke is the mountain buster type like Tsar Bomba, some are smaller and capable of only taking out a city center or military base. Those are the nukes Putin would likely be using, not the mountain busters. The US has already used two smaller yield nukes on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which helped them win World War II.
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Sorry for the interruption, do you want to be our 2nd official to call for BritishMormon's impeachment?
[deleted] M
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
What do you have to make your case?
1 up, 2y
1. Harasses users that don’t vote CRT.

imgflip.com/i/6zojjn#com22038802
imgflip.com/i/6zggqi#com22037105
imgflip.com/i/706tqo
imgflip.com/i/706kn5
imgflip.com/i/700fct#com22103464
imgflip.com/i/6zu8id#com22103427
imgflip.com/i/7080ft
imgflip.com/i/707yqs
imgflip.com/i/70clzx?nerp=1668153958#com22126474
imgflip.com/i/6wzsm4

2. Makes up his double standards.

imgflip.com/i/6zovfp#com22038610
imgflip.com/i/6zop9b#com22038491
imgflip.com/i/701pun?nerp=1668062635#com22108321
imgflip.com/i/701pun?nerp=1668068920#com22108586 (wants me impeached for no reason)
imgflip.com/i/708wgp?nerp=1668117363#com22119515
imgflip.com/gif/70i40a
imgflip.com/i/70ipgd#com22164507
imgflip.com/i/70rnsw

3. Makes up Conspiracy Theories.

imgflip.com/i/6x86hi
imgflip.com/i/6zggqi#com22036667
imgflip.com/i/706kn5
imgflip.com/gif/7004bi
imgflip.com/i/707yqs?nerp=1668408588#com22170364 (See above).
imgflip.com/i/6wql6f
imgflip.com/i/70ipgd#com22170640

4. He is IncognitoGuy.

imgflip.com/i/6zop9b#com22038467
imgflip.com/i/70agzz#com22115493
imgflip.com/i/70aam8?nerp=1668156179#com22126564 (see “Incognito guy may be running out of material but I'm not.”)

5. He is a liar.

imgflip.com/i/6zojjn#com22037799
imgflip.com/i/6zu8id#com22103427
imgflip.com/i/6zu8id#com22103427 (downvote bombing).
imgflip.com/i/700fct#com22100513
imgflip.com/i/6z1gk5 (See privatisation of bank conversation).
imgflip.com/i/6y5scf (claims that he doesn’t understand what is meant by mail-in voter)
imgflip.com/i/701pun?nerp=1668068920#com22108586 (promised to not impeach me but lied)

6. Encourages Outsiders to be Mail-in Voters.

imgflip.com/i/6zggqi#com22036613
imgflip.com/i/6ybzzh#com21869623
imgflip.com/i/6y4n74

7. Mod Abuse.

imgflip.com/i/6ze2k2
imgflip.com/i/6yalum
imgflip.com/i/6ztxqp
imgflip.com/i/707qc2

Last Impeachment Attempt: 1 month ago… imgflip.com/i/6vklag
0 ups, 2y
I get that not every nuke is the Tsar Bomba, but still, massive use of small ones would still hit the enviroment pretty hard.
Created with the Imgflip Meme Generator
EXTRA IMAGES ADDED: 2
  • Lets light this candle.png
  • Nervous Shaking Water Drinker
  • Yeah boi chef
  • IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
    RUSSIA:; GERMANY: