I bet he'll call this meme "harassment" too

Clearly the only answer is to stop breathing

You seem to be a tad obsessed with him.

good point OlympianProduct, he is rather obsessed with me because I know that BritishMormon is IncognitoGuy

You know this is harassment, thank you for telling me that you're wanting to harass me.

you're going to impeach me, and you've promised not to do so. I'm not just paranoid of you, but you're making citizens paranoid of you and you know you're trying to colonise this stream into Real_Politics

"I’m not planning on impeaching you because unlike you I recognise what a waste of time it is."

The concept isn't a waste of time, it's the people who vote on it that make it a waste of time. Maybe if your cronies did actually acknowledge your repeated violations to the constitution and TOS even, unless they do the same themselves, they shouldn't cover up your dirty tricks.

"I’m trying to make you realise the ridiculousness of this whole ordeal, with you attempting to use my every word, no matter how innocent, in the trial."

Well, the trouble is, you decided to gamble your life multiple times after your original account got nuked. You made other alts and failed the game, but once it was May, you knew how to play. If you deny this, then you're doing exactly what I said (which'll be very ironic).

"That’s why I’m doing all those comments containing content"

What calling out on things I done with conspiracy theories! Nice try, but when it comes to commenting, you have to decide whether it's worthy of being posted (when it comes to if it would abide by TOS and the Constitution).

"that you somehow considered to be impeachable offences."

Commenting on something isn't impeachable, I'm no marxist here. But you comment on what I say because you posted stuff which doesn't add up. I'm doing better to this stream, trying to fix it up like what Elon Musk is doing to twitter.

"But you can’t take the hint."

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"I’ve never once violated the TOS or constitution."

Whether you violated TOS on your original account or not, you still even violated TOS with your current account for racism and islamophobia. You said that racism is a "made-up" word, while also saying that "Mohammedans get extra special treatment" after your images from one of the political streams (probably Real_Politics) got deleted after someone reported your memes.

"Repeating that lie over and over again won’t make it true, Aussie."

You've got to admit the truth, then I'll stop, then the site wide mods would deal with you once you admitted the truth.

"This is my only account."

Really?

"Repeating the lie that I’m an alt won’t make it true either."

You're repeating the same ideas, you're starting to run out of ideas.

"What are you on about?"

You know what I'm on about, read what it says!

"No you’re definitely a Marxist."

Now you're calling me names that I'm feeding to you.

"You’ve taken my every 2nd comment as “harassment” and an impeachable offence:"

Because it does violate TOS, it's your choice what you post and its a choice whether you want to abide by TOS or not.

"because you’re an easily offended snowflake"

Says you, being offended for bizarre reasons with your double standards.

"desperate to get your political enemies removed from office."

You aren't in office at the moment, you're currently a congressman, and about removing you from office, you've abused your powers and have been crossing way too many lines. Imgflip does not welcome fascists and nazis.

"This IS my original account."

No.

"Saying racism is a made-up word (which it is) isn't "racist", and saying that Mohammadians get special treatment isn't "islamophobic". This is why I know you're a leftist - because you act like everything conservatives like me say is offensive."

It's not that I'm a leftist, I am openly neoconservative. But you even admitted as you were getting nuked on your original account that your no 1 trait is to be "deeply politically correct" exactly what fascists are.

"You want me to admit yet another truth? Ok fine - the Star Wars Prequels were actually genius."

These truths are irrelevant to what we're talking about. The truth I want to hear from you is to admit that you are IncognitoGuy.

"Yep."

I was being sarcastic the whole time.

"At least I didn't say "ideas" twice in the same sentence."

Stop taking words too literally, you literally are unfunny.

"How about you explain your own confusing words, lazybones?"

Nope, you need to read. Read what you said, then don't post such rubbish on the internet if you're unable to read.

"Didn't you just imply I'm a racist and islamophobe earlier, and then suggest I'm a fascist and nazi later on in that very same comment?"

Maybe not a nazi, that's an exaggeration. Maybe you're trying to be a nazi (this is called neo-nazism, what fascists try to be).

"And yet here I am with no comment timer."

Because I didn't flag you.

"The site mods must disagree with you."

You really have no idea what you're talking about.

"And when even those guys have to admit that I've done nothing wrong,"

Proof?

"then you know I really have done nothing wrong."

No. Again, stop making such conspiracy theories.

"So you say I get "offended for bizarre reason" with my "double standards""

Yes because I tell the truth.

"and then you proceed to imply that I'm a fascist and a nazi in that EXACT SAME COMMENT."

I told you I exaggerated on that comment, but I won't call you a nazi.

"If you can't see your own ironic double standard here then you're beyond help."

Well there is a difference between mudslinging and being too personal.

"Yes. ;)"

Not going to go on how my account is not an alt of Surly's. You may ask SurlyKong69 (a different person with different writing style and everything, I don't think Surly shows any anti trump beliefs, if he did, then he'd leave the conservatives stream).

"Fascists are "deeply politically [in]correct"?"

Deeply politically correct? I made a typo there, I was trying to say that you're deeply politically INCORRECT!

"Woah now hold on a seck there, bucko. I can't "admit a truth" if that "truth" is a lie! That's not how it works!"

I choose what content I believe, when you do come forward and say you are IncognitoGuy, then I'd believe that. But being an alt isn't illegal, its the fact that you're repeatedly lied about not being an alt of a deleted user since January who made other alts on imgflip that failed this game and finally knew what to do in May.

"Oh no really? What a twist!"

I see you're copying my sarcasm, not that original.

"Says you lmao"

Maybe I might be on the more serious side of this stream, but you're even worse.

"Ok I read it again. Still don't get it. Sorry. 🤷🏼‍♂️"

Obviously a sign you don't learn things.

"Exaggeration is an understatement..."

You're using antonyms of the words. Not really, Exaggeration is Exaggeration. Understatement is not.

"As if that would change anything."

Flagging would make a difference, you wouldn't have been able to comment for a few hours at least.

"The fact that I don't have a comment timer XD"

Because I'm for free speech. Go on Gab and post rubbish there, not imgflip.

"Conspiracy theories like the fact I don't have a comment timer meaning that...I haven't done anything to deserve a comment timer? Wow what a conspiracy theory! 🙄"

No, I don't flag things because I'm pro first amendment. How is this a conspiracy, you don't even know what it means.

"*proceeds to call me IncognitoGuy and a fascist*"

But this is the truth, I see that you have fascist ideologies, and you used to have the now nuked IncognitoGuy account.

"And it looks like your new alternative is calling me "fascist". Cheeky."

I don't think you're that bad in imgflip hell. There are way worse that were here, they're gone, and there are some other snowflakes out here that haven't been nuked yet. They may be even more far right than you.

"Aww did I hurt your feelings that time?"

You said " If you can't see your own ironic double standard here then you're beyond help." Well you told me that I'm beyond help, meaning that "at a point where nothing can be done to make things better." Well that's basically you in a nutshell, but we're getting closer to your impeachment (I've kept my promise of initiating your impeachment)

Damn what I didn’t think we could get this politically accurate but damn y’all did