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Absolutely slaughtered :O | How to murder a human in 15 words: texting edition | image tagged in kermit reading book | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
39,818 views 772 upvotes Made by itsBARF 2 years ago in fun
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11 ups, 2y,
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minor spelling mistake | image tagged in minor spelling mistake | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2 ups, 2y
I’m a loser too
0 ups, 2y
No argument to begin with.

I win
0 ups, 2y
You’re not your
0 ups, 2y
Putting a ' before cause
5 ups, 2y,
4 replies
The logic of this meme is making my head hurt. He is a loser basically, if there was a competition on being a loser he would come in second because even he can't be number 1 because he sucks. However, wouldn't that mean that the person in number 1 would be the biggest loser? Then again the fact that they would win there would ultimately lower their position and allow the next person in line to be number 1, but then wouldn't the next person be pushed down because they were winning then as well? If so then would it be possible that second place WOULD INDEED be the lowest low, because if he came in last place that would also mean he was a winner more often than the rest, or maybe it would make more sense if he was the biggest loser in the loser competition if he DID come in last place? OK, my head hurts now BUT I MADE YOU READ LIKE 2 PARAGRAPHS PUT TOGETHER
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2 ups, 2y
I Bet He's Thinking About Other Women Meme | I bet he's thinking about others women In a loser competition, the worse loser will be 1st or 2nd ? | image tagged in memes,i bet he's thinking about other women | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 2y
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!!!
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Nerd
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
The only person I’ve met that admits it.
0 ups, 2y
I take pride in it because someday when someone asks me "hey nerd, what are you doing" I wanna say "Nothing your simple mind could fathom"
0 ups, 2y
They're saying it's a contest for people who are losers, meaning if he lost it means he lost to a bunch of losers so that means he's still a loser, not a winner
3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Idk if you’re talking about the first message, or the entire conversation, but the green bubble said 20 words
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Shh
2 ups, 2y
*dies due to uncomprehendable logic*
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2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
0 ups, 2y
Hey, Uhm PLEASE STOP COPY AND PASTING THIS, You see other people copy and paste this and you think their funny and go "Hey! if i copy and paste this i can be funny to!" But you end up being a comment filling unoriginal unfunny monster.
2 ups, 2y
That was so damaging he probably had his entrails spilled after
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
If he doesnt win in a loser contest then is he a winner 🤔?
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
No, he is still a loser because he lost, winners don't lose.
1 up, 2y
But if it's a loser contest, then winning would mean you're not as good at being a loser since you won. So since they got 2nd place, they won at being a loser, which creates an unsolvable paradox
1 up, 2y
just imagine you were the white bubble guy
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1 up, 2y,
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*You're"
0 ups, 2y,
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It’s not me
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0 ups, 2y
i was referring to your grammar; you used "your", instead of "you're", which is grammatically incorrect
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
If there is a losing contest, would first place be the biggest loser, or second place be the biggest loser?
0 ups, 2y
I womder
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Real?
0 ups, 2y
Idk
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
1st place is only for winners.
0 ups, 2y
Winners of losers
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
when i stereotypical highschool bully tries to roast someone online:
0 ups, 2y
Lol
1 up, 2y
... says the person sending messages at 11.14pm to people they know saying they are losers.
I think the saying "birds of a feather, flock together" is appropriate.
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
Page one: check for errors involving "their", "they're" and "there"
0 ups, 2y
Kermit: done so soon?
0 ups, 2y
Ikr
1 up, 2y
brain, trying to solve the paradox of jackass 1 and 2:
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
I don’t get it
1 up, 2y
He’s such a loser that he can’t even win the loser contest
1 up, 2y
G E N I U S
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
this has the same vibe of Q. how many chromosomes do you have A. More then you loser
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
i'd reply with "i don't even know what a chromosome is"
1 up, 2y
lol
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
You fool... it is 20 WORDS
0 ups, 2y
L
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
you're not your but it was still funny :)
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Ikr
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
lol
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
here
0 ups, 2y
last reply you gave me before you left
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