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‼️‼️HOLY F**KING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERF**KING (your dad doesn’t exist) MSMG REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 MSMG IS THE BEST F**KING COMMUNITY 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 DRIZZY IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DEAD F**KING STREAM 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 WHY YOU BAN ME FOR 1 MINUTE 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Danny🤡Danny Danny Da🤡nny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Danny Danny 🤡🤡🤡 Dany Sex 6 when❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Spire‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 r/unexpectedmsmg r/expectedmsmg r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😎😎😎😎😎😎

This would get you banned now, W copypasta

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Good Original MSmg Pasta.

Here's the updated one, made by yours truly.

‼️‼️HOLY F**KING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERF**KING (YOUR DAD DOESN’T EXIST) IMGFLIP.COM MSMG REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 MSMG IS THE BEST F**KING COMMUNITY 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 DRIZZLY IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 WHY STREAM SO DEAD 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 WHY YOU BAN ME FOR 1 MINUTE 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡DANNY🤡DANNY DANNY DA🤡NNY DANNY 🤡🤡🤡 DANNY DANNY 🤡🤡🤡 DANY DANNY🤡DANNY DANNY DA🤡NNY DANNY 🤡🤡🤡 DANNY DANNY 🤡🤡🤡 DANY DANNY🤡DANNY DANNY DA🤡NNY DANNY 🤡🤡🤡 DANNY DANNY 🤡🤡🤡 DANY DANNY🤡DANNY DANNY DA🤡NNY DABREADNNY 🤡🤡🤡 DANNY DANNY 🤡🤡🤡 DANY DANNY🤡DANNY DANNY DA🤡NNY DANNY 🤡🤡🤡 DANNY DANNY 🤡🤡🤡 DANY SEC 6 WHEN❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓BUT IT WAS ME, SPIRE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 R/UNEXPECTEDMSMG R/EXPECTEDMSMG R/UNEXPECTEDTHANOS R/EXPECTEDTHANOS FOR BALANCE 😎😎😎.I UNFORTUNATELY LIED, RANDOMSTUFF WAS 😣👏 ME 😍😭 ALL 💯✊ ALONG, 🔚 I DON'T 😡🚫 WANT 😩😡 YOU 👌👧 TO HATE 😜 ME THO, 🌈 AND 💰 I 😖👁 PROMISE I WILL 💣 NEVER ❌ DO 👌✔ THIS 👈🏿 AGAIN....... 😜 AND ➕ NOW 🏿😳 I FEEL GUILTY 😏 TOO.....PLZ, DON'T 🚫😡 HATE ME 🎣 FOR THIS. ⬇ I REALIZED THAT ♂ DOING THIS WAS 👏😈 WRONG, 🙅🚫 AND I ♂👱 PROMISE ☝ I ℹ WON'T SO 😝 IT 🔫🚫 AGAIN............SO, CAN YOU ⁉💪 FORGIVE ME? I REGRET DOING 🏃🏃 THIS.......... CAN YOU 👈👈 FORGIMVE ME? I REGRET 🎤 DOING 📌 THIS....... 👌👈 AND 🏻 I 👁 PROMISE I WON'T DO 👌👌 THIS AGAIN.....PLZ.....? THIS 👍👈 IS 🔥🔥 THE 🍆 LAST 😰 TIME I'M 👁 DOING THIS......... 👈 I'M GONNA GO OFFLINE BECAUSE WHAT 😠🤔 I'VE DONE 😂 WAS SO 💯💯 F**KED ✊ UP............I HOPE YOU DON'T HATE ME........I STILL WANT 😭👏 MY FRIENDS BACK............

Remember when people would get banned for saying the "D-word"?

I am who I say I am.

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Ayo?!
I'm glad I was around when this started tho

Wtf

Dicks Pizza

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No thanks

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That’s what I’m sayin’ bro!

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.

In order to be born, you needed: 2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4096 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a femboy ѕlut.

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why you should stop sucking dannys cock💀

danny is a pedo🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵, so if you suck his cock🍆🍆🍆 it will increase his self esteem😃, leading to more children👱🏻‍♀️ to be caught by his 🍆pedo wrath. also, if you continue to 🍭🍭🍭suck his cock, i might just have to invert your ribcage. "but nova, whos cock should i suck instead?" thats a great question, so lets take a 🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♀️look at the MSMG DISCORD FOR THAT ONE . there are so many people that have cocks absolutly PERFECT👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 for sucking, like ceo of communism, ceo of sex, random artist, spooky.ico, and more (drizzy you didnt make the list, SKILL ISSUE) "But nova, i dont want to suck their cocks! i want a younger 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆cock!" well then go ask spire, im sure they have a lot of kids in their basement!

i would be banned for saying this now lol

Or…
*account deleted*
worse?

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once agai

waltuh the weeb

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Hi, I’m Deleted’s mom, I see that my son is being very bad on here, swearing and posting inappropriate stuff, please get him off the site, now.

this was the first thing said on the first blue alt.

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother f**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna F**K THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!

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I've finally found it
My mega ratio

Y’all mfs be “cleaning up” the copypasta archives, yet it’s a f**king archive. I don’t get why y’all are deleting some classic copypastas like the “it’s just a game is a weak mindset” one. I don’t get it. Don’t just delete the f**king comments from there, because it’s an archive, it’s not just some random image that’s like “ohh guys put copypastas in here lols”, it’s a whole entire archive. All I want is to keep the copypastas for at least a day, or don’t delete them at all.

We keep the funnies.
Actually, this place was created for original pasta, as you can see from the tags that were written on the first day. We could delete more than half of the archive for being unoriginal, but it's too much work. Try to understand.

Hey OP please stop replying to your own post. It’s seen by karma farming by most of experienced Redditors and we definitely won’t hesitate to down-vote your comments. Don’t you think the karma points you’ve gained from the post itself are enough? There’s no need to extend your metaphorical limb down the karma jar and pick up as much karma points as you can by clugging-up the whole comment section with your replies. I’ll give you 10 minutes to delete the comments. When I come back I will down-vote them if they have not been removed.

Edit: Guys, you are down-voting the wrong person.

Brilliant.

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United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean
Greenland, El Salvador too
Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua
Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan
Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam
And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam
Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
And Germany, now in one piece
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
Italy, Turkey, and Greece
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
Ireland, Russia, Oman
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary
Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
Both Yemen's, Kuwait, and Bahrain
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal
France, England, Denmark, and Spain
India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh, Asia
And China, Korea, Japan
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand
Then Borneo, and Vietnam
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana
Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo
The Spanish Sahara is gone
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali
Sierra Leone, and Algiers
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar
Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia
Crete, Mauritania, then Transylvania
Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta, and Palestine
Fiji, Australia, Sudan

YAKKO'S WORLD

Goodbye. I’ll see you all in hell or wherever i go. AndrewFinlayson post banned me 24 hours for making a homophobic joke, then proceeded to stalk me across my alt and main then 24 hour comment banned me to hide the evidence that he did anything. Therefore i am likely commiting suicide or never coming back to this shitty 1984 again.

Good one.

what's the origin of this one

Reaperus' suicide bait post. I remember that.

What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you go***mn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f**king dead, kiddo.

*guerilla

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